I don't usually do these, but my niece sent me this one so I complied. They tend to be fun here on the board, so...
SHARE TIME!!!! 
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?:
Turn water on then get in, I'm not nuts!2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?:
Only if they're written by authors I like.3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?:
Not since I stopped doing mushrooms and showering with that Rifle Company from the U.S. Marine Corp.5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?:
Yes! With my brother last week!! And the weird thing is ... HE'S in Rhode Island and I'm in UTAH! Think about THAT for a while!6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?:
I don't brush my teeth. I'm trying to get a role in the next Pirates of the Carribbean movie.7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?:
I learned never to do that when I was in prison.9.) How old do you look?
Methusala looks younger than me.10.) What's the last song you heard/sang?
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?:
Why ... What'd you hear? 
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?:
Are you asking me out? Or do you just need an alibi?13.) What is your mood at the moment?:
Well, I'm filling out this annoying quiz ... so a little buggy.14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?:
That is absolutely none of your business.15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?:
Does anyone really answer yes to this? NO, of course I don't puke after I eat. I mean, have you SEEN me? I'm as big as a bus for crying out loud!17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?:
Yes, but I was NOT talking about your mom.18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?:
Just my grandma.19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
If I had, would I be stupid enough to admit it on some online quiz?20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?:
Depends on the guitar. And whether or not the person playing is naked.21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?:
We have the best Basket Weaving team in the nation.25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?:
The enemy of my enemy IS my friend ... or something like that.26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?:
I refuse to answer that without my lawyer.27.) Can you fix your own car?:
Not if I want it to run afterwards.28.) Do you like staying up late?:
Yes, me and all the other vampires.29.) Are you smarter than your friends?:
You're on my friends list. What do you think?30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Still waiting for my lawyer...31.) Have you ever been to jail?:
The pokey? Nope, only on Monopoly.33) Do you like the smell of beer?:
About as much as I like the smell of puke.34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?:
That's a very personal question. Are you with the CIA? 35.) Have you ever given to charity?:
I have. I can be nice!36.) Would you kill a dog for £1000?:
NO! But I would cut the berries off of someone who killed a dog for £1000.37.) Do you ever get depressed?
No, my life is perfect and I am perpetually happy. Stupid question.
38.) Do you live with your parents?:
Gawd, I hope not! I'm 36!!39.) Do you have plans for your future?:
Yes. I plan to move back in with my parents and get depressed.You are
[] short, under 5'4
[]5'4"-5'5"
[] 5'6 - 5'7 ''
[X] 5'7" - 6'0
[] tall 6'1 and up
[]dont have a clue
NATURALLY
[] blonde
[X ] redhead
[] brunette
[ ] dark blonde
[] brownish
[ ] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] indian red/light brown
[ ] Dont Know;; Dyed To Much
I AM
[]blue-eyed
[] brown-eyed
[] black-eyed
[X] green-eyed
[] Hazel-eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] silver/gray- eyed
[] blue/green-eyed
[] blue/gray-eyed
[] green/gray-eyed
[] they change color
[] amber
I USE
[ X]glasses
[ ] contacts
[]neither
I HAVE
[X] short hair
[] medium hair
[]long hair
YOU NOW HAVE ENOUGH INFO TO STALK ME, JUST TO MAKE A POINT. Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[ ] khaki
[ ]aqua
[] pink
[] hot pink
[]yellow
[X] black
[X] green
[] lime green
[] pastel green
[] Blue (Baby)
[] white
[X] turquoise
[] silver
[] purple
[] brown
[] orange
[] grey
[] fuscia
[] maroon
[] gold
[]teal
[] coral
[] clear
CLEAR???? That's not even a color![] bronze
[] don't really care
[] rainbow
[] I basically like all colours. Complete with the letter u.
Your personality is sometimes...
- talkative
- shy
- funny
- serious
- laid back
[] strict
[X] sarcastic
[X] slow
HOW COME 'SPLIT' WASN'T AN OPTION?You like listening to:
[] christian
[] orchestral/classical
[] techno
[] oldies *some*
[] opera
[X] 80's
[] disco
[] rap
[] punk
[] pop punk
[] metal
[] reggae*some*
[X] rock
[] alt/indie rock
[] emo
THAT IS NOT MUSIC[] foreign rock
[] ska
[X] lots of different stuff
[] Anything really
The pets you have HAD?
[X]cat(s)
[] lizard
[] rat
[] ferret
[X] bunny
- fish in a tank (AS OPPOSED TO FISH WHO WALK AROUND FREE?}
[] horse
[X] bird
[] frog
[] hermit crab
[] turtle
[X]hamster
[] snake
[] guinea pig
[] pig
[] goat
[] chinchilla
[] tarantula
[] geese
[] chickens
[] baby chicks
[] baby ducklings
[] none
[] hedgehog
[] turkey
[] snail
[] piranha
[] seagull
[] newt
[] pigeon
Your confessions:
[] I'm afraid of silence
[] I am really ticklish
[] I'm afraid of the dark
[] I've collected comic books
- I sometimes shut out others
[] I open up to others TOO easily
[X] I read the newspaper
[X] I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[X] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[] I don't kill bugs*i'm afraid of them*
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I bake well
[X] I have worn pajamas to class
[] I love Martha Stewart
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS*only to bug t3h n00bz*
- I am self-conscious
- I love to laugh
[] I can't swallow pills
[]I bite my nails
[] I play computer games when I'm bored
[X] I have gotten lost in the city
- I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[X] I have made out in an elevator
[] I have been skydiving YOU'D HAVE TO
SHOVE ME OUT OF A PLANE!
[] I have been bungee jumping
- I have bitten someone
- I have egged or rolled a house/car
- I have smashed into a car
[] I have been fired
[X] I have been skinny dipping
Have you ever...
[] Joke proposed to anyone
[] Eaten Sushi
[] Gotten the chicken pox
[X] Ridden in a taxi
[] Been on a cruise ship
- Driven over 400 miles in one day
[X] Been on a plane by yourself
[X]Had surgery
[X]Seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
- Been on stage
- Gotten a black eye...two of them actually
[X] Memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[X] Watched an entire baseball game
Do you like...
[] someicals WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- Blasting music in your car
[] Foreign foods
[] Gameboy Pokemon
[X] Coffee
[] Tea
[X] Winter
AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE IN ITTWO'S OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By:
Kris, LadyC ... or to my mother, "The Evil Witch Monster of Death".Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
Nobody said I had to be dressed for this! 
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
California and Rhode Island - to see my sister and my brother.Two favourite animals?
Dogs and Men (If you don't think men can be animals, you haven't met the right one 
.)Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
Because I love my niece, Krista.
Because I love Krista, my niece.
Spell your name without vowels:
krs And this is a very stupid activity. How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
One, and you may not borrow them.What color(s) do you wear most often?
Black, but it's because I'm fat, not an emo.Last song heard on the radio?
I Need You - Tim McGraw & Faith Hill 
What's for dinner?
The neighbor's cat with a side of rice.In what state or country do you want to go to school after high school?
Uhm ... I graduated from high school 20 years ago, and finished college over 10 years ago. But if you're offering I'll take a course in Advanced Pina Colada Drinking somewhere quiet and tropical.Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle?
ROFL! Are you kidding me!??!? When I've got the Big Bucks, WalMart! The rest of the time, yard sales. Now that's livin'!! 
How do you make money?:
I take yours when you're not looking. 
Last thing you bought?
A big fat life insurance policy on my hubby. Now where'd I leave my ice pick... 
How's the weather?
Oh, you've GOT to be kidding me! 
That's the best you could come up with? How's the weather? That's even boring in real conversations.When do you start summer break?
December 24thFavorite pair of shoes:
My ruby red slippers. I'm clicking the heels together right now. "There's no place like home. There's no place like home..."Do you own big sunglasses?
Yes. And a long wig and a big floppy hat. And when I wear them my name is Natasha and my boyfriend Boris and I go out in search of pesky moose and squirrel.And here the quiz ends.
There IS a GOD! 
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