Black Leather Pants - Mansion 98 (Rated R)

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

I was just watching Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringwald.  My mom was 39 when I was 17 in 1986.  I will be 38 tomorrow.  How come when I was 17, 39 seemed really old?  Now, not so much! 

When I was a senior, my mom came up to school with me one day, and some guy asked me if she was my older sister.  Boy did she like that!   

Okay, that's it!  We are all 22 year old hot things here at the mansion!!

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

Clay is on TV GUIDE channel now!!
I know this is a repeat but............ he still looks good!!

*runs to tv guide channel*

[Beth]

We're watching Dora The Explorer 

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

We're watching Dora The Explorer 

 

here drink him in...

[stilldreaming]

Tammy, i think we've got our transportation figured out for the Mann concert.  Yay  According to Quianna's calendar she's not going to be joining the tour til the 19th, so if that's true we won't be seeing her on the 17th!     No duets?!  Please say it isn't so!

Hey Frannie, glad to here about the transportation. I still don't have to ride in the luggage carrier do I?   

Well if no Q then that  gives anyone an opportunity to sing with him!!
You wanna go first or should I?? 

Tammy, I think we got you out of the trunk, but only because you are getting us parking.       If Shaikey were coming then she would have to move to the trunk.

I wanna duet first, cuz I've been practicing for a long time.  Or maybe I'll do the dirty dancing and you can duet.  You said earlier that one of us needs to get down to the nitty gritty and find out just exactly how big that thing is, and I'm willing to do the research.   

Um........excuse me Frannie but you can sing first, I'LL DO THE DIRTY DANCING afterall I'm the one wearing the hot little number! So then I'LL BE DOING THE RESEARCH   and you can just watch!!

Tammy & Fran....  Ummm.  Excusee moi.     But you're both acting like hussy's in heat and we all KNOW that Clay prefers demure blondes (my red highlights have since faded & I'm back in the fold  ).   So I think it's best that I go first! 

I'll bring my spoon... Clay & I will sit on the floor of the stage.  He'll sing to me while gazing into my liquid blue eyes & drinking in my shy, inviting smile. 

When we're DONE, he'll be so centered & calm.....  let's say, lured into a false sense of security     

Then the two of you can come up & work it out. 

Yes.  I know.  I'm a wonderful friend.   

  to Philly, Fran, Beth, Tammy & Clandy!              

       

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

You never know...

He might be secretly dating a brunette behind your back...

[stilldreaming]

I was just watching Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringwald.  My mom was 39 when I was 17 in 1986.  I will be 38 tomorrow.  How come when I was 17, 39 seemed really old?  Now, not so much! 

When I was a senior, my mom came up to school with me one day, and some guy asked me if she was my older sister.  Boy did she like that!   

Hey Beth... Happy early Birthday!!!   

Speaking from experience, the definition of "old" keeps jumping up in 10 year increments as time passes.      Now I get really excited if someone still calls me MISS (not madame) when I go to the store or the gas station.  Who woulda thunk it...       

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

I was just watching Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringwald.  My mom was 39 when I was 17 in 1986.  I will be 38 tomorrow.  How come when I was 17, 39 seemed really old?  Now, not so much! 

When I was a senior, my mom came up to school with me one day, and some guy asked me if she was my older sister.  Boy did she like that!   

Hey Beth... Happy early Birthday!!!   

Speaking from experience, the definition of "old" keeps jumping up in 10 year increments as time passes.      Now I get really excited if someone still calls me MISS (not madame) when I go to the store or the gas station.  Who woulda thunk it...       

I HEAR YA, I GET MA'AM ALL THE TIME FOR OUR YOUNGER PATIENTS...

[stilldreaming]

You never know...

He might be secretly dating a brunette behind your back...

Anything's possible darlin.  But I'm hanging onto the "myth"... 

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

Well, he does look happy!

[franniek54]

Um........excuse me Frannie but you can sing first, I'LL DO THE DIRTY DANCING afterall I'm the one wearing the hot little number!  So then I'LL BE DOING THE RESEARCH      and you can just watch!!

Tammy, if you think I'm gonna just sit back and watch while you're dirty dancing with Clay, then you don't know me very well.  You'll have a fight on your hands little lady, and I know you are a 98 pound weakling.

I think Clay is in love with Quianna and Chamberlain is their lovechild.   

But thanks Cindy for offering to "prime" Clay for me.  He needs to be finessed as he is a little too smart for the average come on.  We must stick together and hunt in packs like wolves or velociraptors, but just a little more alluring.

Happy pre-birthday Beth.     38 is a fabulous age to be.  I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 

[stilldreaming]

I think Clay is in love with Quianna and Chamberlain is their lovechild.   

But thanks Cindy for offering to "prime" Clay for me.  He needs to be finessed as he is a little too smart for the average come on.  We must stick together and hunt in packs like wolves or velociraptors, but just a little more alluring.

Happy pre-birthday Beth.     38 is a fabulous age to be.  I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 

Sweet lord Fran... I'm willing to work together, but what perchance is a velociraptor???   I left my Webster's at the office.   

Alluring.  We got that covered.   

[stilldreaming]

Anyone into a sweet elavator fantasy... 

[tamaraluvs]

Anyone into a sweet elavator fantasy... 

   "LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR" 

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

I'mm all for that!!

[franniek54]

Anyone into a sweet elavator fantasy... 

Holy crap that's hot, even for a little boy!   

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

* Implusely she stops the elevator, he smirks as he places his hands at the small of her back*

Whoops, did I just blurted out that fanasty out loud?

Carry on...

[Marilyn]

OMG- THE LECHEROUS BROADS DID A SKIT WITH CLAY AND "HEROES" - ITS REALLY FUNNY!!

CLAY IS MY HERO

[franniek54]

*He pulls her toward him, licks his lips and places them on hers.*

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

OMG- THE LECHEROUS BROADS DID A SKIT WITH CLAY AND "HEROES" - ITS REALLY FUNNY!!

CLAY IS MY HERO

That was hilarious! 

How are you Marilyn?

*He pulls her toward him, licks his lips and places them on hers.*

*fast and furiously she drinks him in*