DEAR SANTA,
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S EARLY FOR MY WISH LIST.
BUT THIS IS NOT FOR ME AT ALL....
IT'S FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
YOU SEE, THERE'S THIS GUY CALLED CLAY AIKEN AND HE WANTS YOU TO HELP HIM SAVE A SHOW CALLED JERICHO.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TEAR THE ELVES AWAY FROM MAKING XBOX 360 FOR MOMENT?
CLAY'S A GOOD GUY. CARES ABOUT KIDS, SINGS LIKE PURE HEAVEN, CLEARS THE VEGGIES OFF HIS PLATE! LOVES HIS MAMA! SURE HE LIKES THE SHOW, BUT NOT TO THE POINT TO MENTION IT ON INTERNET FORUMS AND CHAT ROOMS.. WELL, NOT YET I THINK...
MAYBE YOU CAN WATCH IT TOO... GIVE A HOLLER TO LES MOONVES, TELL HIM HE'S OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR THIS YEAR, IF HE KEEPS JERICHO.
WELL THAT'S ALL I GOT ABOUT THE FAVOR...
NOW, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN RETURN THE FAVOR. CLAY WRAPPED IN A RED BOW DELIVERED TO ME WOULD BE GREAT FOR STARTERS!
SO, SIT BACK AND CHILL SANTA BABY!!
LOVE YA
PHILLY