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Marilyn
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« Reply #1920 on: January 15, 2007, 01:10:53 PM »

Hi Stephen- hours later.
I left and came back. Didnt mean to be rude

Working today-have to run
Marilyn!  Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! <-----Birthday Kisses.   Which day is your birthday?

Why, thank you, honey!! Its Friday. 
I still have time to act younger!
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« Reply #1921 on: January 15, 2007, 01:11:53 PM »

My, my but you ARE doing the wacky today Kris.  Clay's one eyed snake will be in a venomous rage
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« Reply #1922 on: January 15, 2007, 01:14:36 PM »

Hi Stephen- hours later.
I left and came back. Didnt mean to be rude

Working today-have to run
Marilyn!  Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! <-----Birthday Kisses.   Which day is your birthday?

Why, thank you, honey!! Its Friday. 
I still have time to act younger!
Cling to it like a baby to his mother's tit (to quote my father, a very gentile man) bigsmile
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« Reply #1923 on: January 15, 2007, 01:15:46 PM »

That's right you should make it a point to get your ass in here.  The Emperor will NOT be ignored.  Naughty

I like the sound of that!   

LadyC reporting in for whatever punishment the Emperor sees fit.  Is it true that the Emperor doles out said punishments while he's ... you know .. nekkid? 


Cuz I've been very naughty. 

I've been running through the Mansion at night while everyone is sleeping in nothing but my Wonder Woman underoos.  Pausing at President Philly's door to do this: 

I put reefer in the brownies and roofies in the Claysmo, and when y'all were passed out all over the place and snoring, with visions of sugar bums dancing in your heads, I put ...

Super glue in Beth's deoderant...

Preperation H in Shaiky's toothpaste (and you thought that pretty pucker was just your urge to kiss Clay!  lmao)

Toothpaste in Stephen's Preperation H  (How's that for Minty Freshness, Boulder Troll?!?!  Laughing



I put...

Snowman poop in Tammy's hot chocolate (You'll never look at mini marshmallows the same way again, will ya?!)

Doggy pheromones in Clandy's bath soap  (Had any dog's humping your leg lately?  ROFLMAO)

And took some rather interesting photos of Marilyn doing very questionable things with a goat.

I also put Nair in someone's shampoo, cleaned the toilets with a couple people's toothbrushes, hid a gerbil in someone's bed and put itching powder in the laundry soap!!!!



And when the doorbell rang, I answered it like this:


Oooooooohhhhh, yeah!  I've been very naughty! 


And ...  Paranoid ... there may be a warrant for my arrest regarding this.


OK it official, NOW HEAR THIS!  Lady C is alive and well and on the prowel.  Clapping Laughing
And now my lips and tongue are no longer swollen I can return to my duties in the emporers room, thanks to Kris and the prep H!  lmao
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« Reply #1924 on: January 15, 2007, 01:16:14 PM »


And took some rather interesting photos of Marilyn doing very questionable things with a goat.



It was ART!! I was doing it for RESEARCH!!

Besides, I had to give him up- he was WAY too jealous when I started singing MDYK- the lamb part got him upset- he thought I was cheating!

Yes, I am now interested in titanium----any suggestions?? bigsmile
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« Reply #1925 on: January 15, 2007, 01:24:43 PM »


And took some rather interesting photos of Marilyn doing very questionable things with a goat.



It was ART!! I was doing it for RESEARCH!!

Besides, I had to give him up- he was WAY too jealous when I started singing MDYK- the lamb part got him upset- he thought I was cheating!

Yes, I am now interested in titanium----any suggestions?? bigsmile

 Laughing lmao ROFLMAO
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« Reply #1926 on: January 15, 2007, 01:39:14 PM »

Hi Stephen- hours later.
I left and came back. Didnt mean to be rude

Working today-have to run
Marilyn!  Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! <-----Birthday Kisses.   Which day is your birthday?

Why, thank you, honey!! Its Friday. 
I still have time to act younger!

Hey Muffy ~ how come our calendar (aka your profile) says its on Saturday? scratch  Are you celebrating both days?  confetti2
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On My Way Here, I THUDDED!


« Reply #1927 on: January 15, 2007, 02:09:31 PM »

Hi Stephen- hours later.
I left and came back. Didnt mean to be rude

Working today-have to run
Marilyn!  Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! <-----Birthday Kisses.   Which day is your birthday?

Why, thank you, honey!! Its Friday. 
I still have time to act younger!

Hey Muffy ~ how come our calendar (aka your profile) says its on Saturday? scratch  Are you celebrating both days?  confetti2

Um Clandy, your tag line is really, um, interesting. Rotate? Why did that make me think of sit on it and spin???? 
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« Reply #1928 on: January 15, 2007, 03:16:20 PM »

PHILLY PEEKS IN....

*GRABS TIM MCGRAW FROM LADY 'C ROOM*

OKAY, LADY C, I GOT HIM, NOW IF I'LL RETURN HIM IS QUITE A DIFFERENT STORY... bigsmile
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« Reply #1929 on: January 15, 2007, 03:37:00 PM »

PHILLY PEEKS IN....

*GRABS TIM MCGRAW FROM LADY 'C ROOM*

OKAY, LADY C, I GOT HIM, NOW IF I'LL RETURN HIM IS QUITE A DIFFERENT STORY... bigsmile


Philly, listen to me very carefully.

Let go of my McGraw ...

And step away very slowly with your hands in the air.

That way, nobody gets hurt. 

Only one saving a horse in this Mansion tonight is gonna be ME!   Laughing
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Hate you.  Hate Kansas.  Taking the dog.
~Dorothy

 
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« Reply #1930 on: January 15, 2007, 03:42:22 PM »

PHILLY PEEKS IN....

*GRABS TIM MCGRAW FROM LADY 'C ROOM*

OKAY, LADY C, I GOT HIM, NOW IF I'LL RETURN HIM IS QUITE A DIFFERENT STORY... bigsmile


Philly, listen to me very carefully.

Let go of my McGraw ...

And step away very slowly with your hands in the air.

That way, nobody gets hurt. 

Only one saving a horse in this Mansion tonight is gonna be ME!   Laughing


GEEZ, CAN'T A GIRL TEACH A HORSE A DOG NEW TRICKS! wiggle

I MEAN  ALL, I WAS TEACHING THE MCGRAW WAS THE FINER POINTS OF MAKING A  hypnotic CLAYSMO FOR YOU...


I LEFT HIM UNHARMED, MY CHARMS IN CHECK...
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« Reply #1931 on: January 15, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »

ROFL!  Good.  Forgive me if I overreacted, but I don't let him out very often, as in order to gain his love and ... er ... affection  , I had to convince him that I am the last woman on Earth.   Laughing

But now that you've had him into the Claysmo and he's all liquored up, well YEEEHAAAWW!!!!

I'm off to ride 'em cowboy!
   bigsmile
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Aunt Em,
Hate you.  Hate Kansas.  Taking the dog.
~Dorothy

 
stephen
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« Reply #1932 on: January 15, 2007, 03:57:53 PM »

hey all
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« Reply #1933 on: January 15, 2007, 04:05:23 PM »

be good to mcgraw kris
faith been asking if he is ok lmao
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« Reply #1934 on: January 15, 2007, 04:37:18 PM »

ROFL!  Good.  Forgive me if I overreacted, but I don't let him out very often, as in order to gain his love and ... er ... affection  , I had to convince him that I am the last woman on Earth.   Laughing

But now that you've had him into the Claysmo and he's all liquored up, well YEEEHAAAWW!!!!

I'm off to ride 'em cowboy!
   bigsmile

*spiked the Claysmo's with truth serum*
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« Reply #1935 on: January 15, 2007, 04:54:09 PM »

WELL, AS TIM IS GETTING THE 'NAKED TRUTH" FROM LADY C, I'M GOING TO GET SOME GRUB! bigsmile
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« Reply #1936 on: January 15, 2007, 04:56:12 PM »

 wave
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« Reply #1937 on: January 15, 2007, 05:00:03 PM »

Where'd everyone go?  Paranoid
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« Reply #1938 on: January 15, 2007, 05:06:07 PM »

Jennifer Hudson just won a Golden Globe  Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!! Super Happy!!!
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Wherever you go; Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you

*Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game!
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« Reply #1939 on: January 15, 2007, 05:13:47 PM »

Where'd everyone go?  Paranoid

I'M HERE, MR. PHILLY DECIDED TO COOK.... Paranoid
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