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[Beth]

Just read this on Rosie's Blog. 

Sheila writes:

would u ever consider doing a piece on autism on the view?April is autism awareness month. Please…
Aidans mom 5 and recovering from autism

yes
we r doing an hour on autism

My guess is that this may be when Clay is on! Any thoughts?

[shaikeninseattle]

Just read this on Rosie's Blog. 

Sheila writes:

would u ever consider doing a piece on autism on the view?April is autism awareness month. Please…
Aidans mom 5 and recovering from autism

yes
we r doing an hour on autism

My guess is that this may be when Clay is on! Any thoughts?

Hi Beth!  I bet you're right on the autism show. What better person to have as a guest?   

[franniek54]

  Hi Shaikey

[shaikeninseattle]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

[ILClaymate]

Just read this on Rosie's Blog. 

Sheila writes:

would u ever consider doing a piece on autism on the view?April is autism awareness month. Please…
Aidans mom 5 and recovering from autism

yes
we r doing an hour on autism

My guess is that this may be when Clay is on! Any thoughts?

This would be great Beth!  I hope that is when he is on.  He would have alot of insight and those tuning in just to see "Mr. Controversy King" would see there is a whole lot more to him. 

[franniek54]

You can't afford to piss off the Emperor, shaikey.  He may restrict your activities for awhile.

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

I am cleaning our home office today because my new laptop is coming   and the techno guru will need to work in here.  What a job it is dusting under all these wires and crap.  But when I have my laptop I will be newly liberated.  No more working around the kids and hubby.

We have DSL and I like it.  Easy to install.  Not as fast as cable but fast enough.  No cable pulling and cutting holes in your walls.  And our cable goes out more than our phones do, so we've never had interrupted service yet.

[LadyC]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

He grades on attendance?!?!     Man, oh, man!  Am I in trouble!!!!   

[franniek54]

Just read this on Rosie's Blog. 

Sheila writes:

would u ever consider doing a piece on autism on the view?April is autism awareness month. Please…
Aidans mom 5 and recovering from autism

yes
we r doing an hour on autism

My guess is that this may be when Clay is on! Any thoughts?

This would be great Beth!  I hope that is when he is on.  He would have alot of insight and those tuning in just to see "Mr. Controversy King" would see there is a whole lot more to him. 

It would give him plenty to talk about so it doesn't get too silly.  The public should see more of his thoughtful side.

Do any of you know where I could read some of the transcripts from his addresses to congress?

[ILClaymate]

Froodle ~ congrats on the new laptop!  You will love it!  I love mine and its SO handy come concert season too! 

And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

Shaikey ~ sounds like you are due for a 'detention' from TeacherAiken!   

[ILClaymate]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

He grades on attendance?!?!     Man, oh, man!  Am I in trouble!!!!   

Uh oh...looks like someone else needs a detention too!   

[franniek54]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

He grades on attendance?!?!     Man, oh, man!  Am I in trouble!!!!   

That's right you should make it a point to get your ass in here.  The Emperor will NOT be ignored. 

[ILClaymate]

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

The Prez will have to give you the tour!  I'm sure she will show you all around when she isn't so BUSY!!  You will be VERY impressed I'm sure. 

[franniek54]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

He grades on attendance?!?!     Man, oh, man!  Am I in trouble!!!!   

Uh oh...looks like someone else needs a detention too!   

Clay can detain me as much as he likes. please

[franniek54]

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

The Prez will have to give you the tour!  I'm sure she will show you all around when she isn't so BUSY!!  You will be VERY impressed I'm sure. 

You guys have been holding out on me and how can I feel fully accepted if you are not straightforeward? 

[ILClaymate]

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

The Prez will have to give you the tour!  I'm sure she will show you all around when she isn't so BUSY!!  You will be VERY impressed I'm sure. 

You guys have been holding out on me and how can I feel fully accepted if you are not straightforeward? 

Awww, we love ya Froodle and of course you are accepted!    The HUGE mansion tour is The Prez' baby so I'm not going to take that away from her.    Besides I'm a newbie in the mansion too (sorta!).

[franniek54]

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

The Prez will have to give you the tour!  I'm sure she will show you all around when she isn't so BUSY!!  You will be VERY impressed I'm sure. 

You guys have been holding out on me and how can I feel fully accepted if you are not straightforeward? 

Awww, we love ya Froodle and of course you are accepted!    The HUGE mansion tour is The Prez' baby so I'm not going to take that away from her.    Besides I'm a newbie in the mansion too (sorta!).

I don't believe that you are a newbie Clandy.  Even lurking is an education, altho interactive learning is always more effective.

[ILClaymate]

I'd like to see more of these rooms and you seem to hold the keys or else Philly isn't sharing.  Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm who or what is secreted away in these forbidden rooms?

The Prez will have to give you the tour!  I'm sure she will show you all around when she isn't so BUSY!!  You will be VERY impressed I'm sure. 

You guys have been holding out on me and how can I feel fully accepted if you are not straightforeward? 

Awww, we love ya Froodle and of course you are accepted!    The HUGE mansion tour is The Prez' baby so I'm not going to take that away from her.    Besides I'm a newbie in the mansion too (sorta!).

I don't believe that you are a newbie Clandy.  Even lurking is an education, altho interactive learning is always more effective.

And more fun! 

[shaikeninseattle]

Hi Shaikey

Hi Froodle! I just got back to work today. It's supposed to snow again tonight!  Also, I'm doing some serious checking into getting hi speed internet at home. It's so frustrating that I just don't come home to the mansion at night.  And I know my room is probably a MESS! And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

He grades on attendance?!?!     Man, oh, man!  Am I in trouble!!!!   

LADY C!  Long time no C!  Hope you're UP and Rarin to go! Don't worry, the F is for flat (on your back). 

[shaikeninseattle]

Froodle ~ congrats on the new laptop!  You will love it!  I love mine and its SO handy come concert season too! 

And the emporer is more than likely giving me an "F" in attendance! 

Shaikey ~ sounds like you are due for a 'detention' from TeacherAiken!   

  He can detention me all he wants, as long as he's the jailor! 

[LadyC]

That's right you should make it a point to get your ass in here.  The Emperor will NOT be ignored. 

I like the sound of that!   

LadyC reporting in for whatever punishment the Emperor sees fit.  Is it true that the Emperor doles out said punishments while he's ... you know .. nekkid? 



Cuz I've been very naughty. 

I've been running through the Mansion at night while everyone is sleeping in nothing but my Wonder Woman underoos.  Pausing at President Philly's door to do this: 

I put reefer in the brownies and roofies in the Claysmo, and when y'all were passed out all over the place and snoring, with visions of sugar bums dancing in your heads, I put ...

Super glue in Beth's deoderant...

Preperation H in Shaiky's toothpaste (and you thought that pretty pucker was just your urge to kiss Clay!  )

Toothpaste in Stephen's Preperation H  (How's that for Minty Freshness, Boulder Troll?!?!  ) 



I put...

Snowman poop in Tammy's hot chocolate (You'll never look at mini marshmallows the same way again, will ya?!)

Doggy pheromones in Clandy's bath soap  (Had any dog's humping your leg lately?  )

And took some rather interesting photos of Marilyn doing very questionable things with a goat.

I also put Nair in someone's shampoo, cleaned the toilets with a couple people's toothbrushes, hid a gerbil in someone's bed and put itching powder in the laundry soap!!!!



And when the doorbell rang, I answered it like this: 



Oooooooohhhhh, yeah!  I've been very naughty! 


And ...  ... there may be a warrant for my arrest regarding this.