Black Leather Pants...Hello! Part II

[Pamela]

Warning: Claygirls inside!

This thread is for adults. If you are not an adult, please go somewhere else. If you are an adult, you can make the choice to proceed or exit the thread. If you are Clay, please know that the Claygirls adore you and mean no disrespect in their crush on you.

Hey, you are the female Viagra after all. You seemed to enjoy all those panties being thrown at the concerts, so please consider this the Claygirls' version of virtual panty throwing. In no way do they wish to embarrass you, hurt your feelings or harm you in any way. They are here to support you and have fun while crushing on you and besides, they really can’t help it; if you weren’t so ding dang cute and talented it would be easier to resist your charms.

The Claygirls hereby certify that no cats were harmed in the making of this thread.

ThanX and remember to vote for Clay, request Clay, and buy Clay’s CD. Because he is truly how you measure a man.

OK Claygirls, play nice!

[mackncsu]

I was reading up on the Black Leather Pants Thread and was so disappointed when I couldn't post...I knew there'd be another one!!! Hope y'all had a great thanksgiving. From the looks of things, a lot of talking went on! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAY!

[outthereforclay]

Happy Clay's Birthday, Claygirls! Just wanted to make my "virgin" post on our new thread! :  And also check out my new siggie...added a couple of descriptive words to make sure everyone remembers that I will be watching your posts to make sure you continue to keep the Black Silky Boxers on your mind (on on Clay's beautiful body IN your mind 8)  :oops:  : ).

And as for my making Time Out comfy.....are you suggesting that I actually report to a Time Out WITHOUT my full arsenal of...of... :

OHHHHHH! :o  NOW I understand! :o Time Out is supposed to be a PUNISHMENT!  And all this time I thought you were just REWARDING me for my astute and sometimes outrageous innuendos! :

Well, heck! :roll:  Now I'm gonna have to create a NEW room....shall we call it the GOOD TIME room? :oops:  :  :  When someone makes a particularly wicked : funny : oh-so-CLaygirly comment, and other Claygirls get a real kick (dare I say Claygasm? :oops:  8) ) out of it, the lucky author can go to the GOOD TIME room, where all her Clay dreams can come true! 8)  :  :  :   SIGH!

I'm off now to take my daughter and her friend to see "Elf"...will check back in later to see if anyone makes the GOOD TIME room honor roll! :  :

[Moonshot]

I am in such a good mood today, I've got Clay Glow.

It's going to be one of those days where I think about him every 10 seconds and dream about those silky black boxers and that lovely bottom lip - oh wait, its one of those days EVERY day. Sometimes its nice to know what to expect from your day!

[Misha]

Oh Pamela,

I would think you'd know better than to put Simon Cowell into a room alone with one of the Claygirls as a punishment.  Why, we'd just put toothpicks in his eyes to keep them open so he HAS to watch every live performance from Clay and use those whips and chains in order to train him to always say nice things about OMC.  Then we'd make him get out of that black shirt he always wears and put a Claygirl's T-shirt on him and use the flat iron on his hair in order to make him one of us!

After all, if any of us could Clayvert Simon, it would be us.  *G*

[Pamela]

Why, we'd just put toothpicks in his eyes to keep them open so he HAS to watch every live performance from Clay and use those whips and chains in order to train him to always say nice things about OMC.  Then we'd make him get out of that black shirt he always wears and put a Claygirl's T-shirt on him and use the flat iron on his hair in order to make him one of us!

This?  I would buy a ticket for.  HA!HA!

:mrgreen:

[Sundancer]

Hey, Y'all! Welcome to our new digs! 'Think we can keep it respectable in here for awhile before someone gets sent to the Simon Room?  :D

[songbird457]

Uh oh. I don't want to go in the Simon room. Hee hee. I wanna go in the Clay room.... 8)  and ... well uh.... talk about his cd and everything with him.

What were you girls thinking I was gonna say?  :

[Moonshot]

My OCD is really going to get me in trouble one of these Sundays. Once again thoughts popped up at inopportune times. In Sunday School this morning talking about people who are examples and the teacher mentioned "Idols" and of course my mind went to our favorite sexy man. I got this huge silly grin on my face and I don't really remember what the discussion was about the rest of the time.

One of these days I'm going to get caught and I'm going to get asked if I want to share what made me smile or what my thoughts were on something due to my reaction and I'm going to have to say that I can't tell them! How embarrassing will that be.

Why oh why do those thoughts pop up at church? Thinking of mussing up our favorite "innocent" sexy man are most definitely thoughts not to have in church, yet there they are and they keep coming in force.

Someone else mentioned this kept happening to them, any explanations?

[songbird457]

Funny you mentioned that Moonshot, I was in our choir loft this morning at church and our guest pastor preached about "heros". He went on to talk about what heros stand for and who is a hero in our life (and church, etc). But all I could think of was Clay.
Lol, it gets worse - this morning our choir director was wearing stripes.  :

[Moonshot]

Lol, it gets worse - this morning our choir director was wearing stripes.  :

Oh no! How did you ever concentrate with stripey Clay thoughts in your head?

There's got to be something to this since it's happening to more than one person. Perhaps I shouldn't listen to his CD anymore on the way there.

[songbird457]

lol I hadn't even listend to any Clay songs today. Oh wait! I did wake up singing "Peace on Earth" in my head - maybe that was it.  :oops:

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

HEY CLAYGIRLS

WELCOME TO OUR NEW SITE!  AS PAMELA HAS EXPLAINED TO YOU, THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!  THERE ARE NEW RULES!  SO PLEASE BE THE GOOD CLAYGIRLS I KNOW YOU CAN BE AND ADHERE TO THEM!

OR ELSE YOU WILL BE DELETED AND WILL BE IN THE "TIME OUT ROOM WITH SIMON COWELL!!  SCARY THOUGHT ISN'T IT!!! IT COULD  HAVE BEEN WORSE, I TALKED PAMELA OUT OF BRINGING RYAN SEACREST HERE LOL :  :  :

COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE "RYAN SEACREST" IN THE" TIME OUT" ROOM, TALKING EXCESSIVELY ABOUT HIS HAIR LOL  :  :  : NOW THAT'S REAL PUNISHEMENT FOR YOU!! LOL  :  :  :

ANYWAY CLAYGIRLS, I FEEL IT'S ONLY FITTING AT OUR NEW HOME THAT CLAY  GET SANG TO TWICE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ! ARE YOU READY CLAYGIRLS,  AND A 1,2,3 GO!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "DEAR SWEET CLAY"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

UH-OH I'M SCARE LOL SIMON COWELL IS GLARING AT ME :?  :?  :?

ANYWAY, CLAYGIRLS THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR CLAY ON HIS BIRTHDAY! :P  :P  :P  :P

HOW ABOUT WE CLAYGIRLS, DO RANDOM ACTS OF CHARITY  FOR CLAY!

(1.) VISIT AN ELDERY NEIGHBOUR. SEE IF YOU CAN GO TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR THEM. TAKE THEM TO THEIR APPOINTMENTS IF THEY NEED A RIDE. OR JUST BE IN THEIR COMPANY. :P  :P  :P

(2.) DURING THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON DROP OFF SOME"NEW TOYS" TO YOUR LOCAL CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.  :P  :P  :P

(3.) WRITE A LETTER TO A SERVICE MAN OR WOMAN WHO ARE OVERSEAS DURING THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON I THINK THEY WILL REALLY APPRECIATED!! :P  :P  :P

WELL HERE ARE JUST SOME IDEAS YOU COULD DO!

P.S. MOONSHOT,  UM CLAYGIRL YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE IN THE TIME OUT ROOM WITH SIMON COWELL!! YIKES!! LOL  :  :  :

OKAY CLAYGIRLS, THIS IS OUR NEW HOME AND MAKE ME THE PROUD PRESIDENT  THAT I AM!!

JUST A REMINDER, IF YOU GIRLS ARE OUT OF LINE, RYAN SEACREST IS ONLY 1 PHONE CALL AWAY FOR THE TIME OUT ROOM LOL  :  :  :

LOVE YA

"THE PREZ"

[Moonshot]

There you go. It just takes a little snippet of something and he's in your head. He just grabs on and doesn't let go (hmmm....)

[Leveland]

Wow!! I like the new Digs.  and what better punishment than to have Simon Cowell in the Time Out room.  I have to agree with Outhere (I normally do) We can have a Clay Room for the best wit of the day.  But Philly, Outhere, and Totally and  a few others would spend half there life in there.  

Remember I still have the Whip and Chair.  I can use them too.  

Thanks Pamela for the intro post.  But I have a feeling that will make more people check it out than before. LOL

I have been thinking about OMC all day.  Just wondering what he was doing today for His Birthday.  I hope he got to take a Nap and just hang out.  I could just imagine him taking a nap in his Black Silky, Sexy Boxers that we sent him.  I am going to half to send myself to Time OUt.  Love All of you.  And thank god we still have a HOME!!!!  Terry

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

HEY CLAYGIRLS!!

IT SEEMS THAT I'M IN THE MIDDLE A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH "THE MISTRESS OF OBEDIENCE, I THINK I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP! :)  :)  :)

AS YOU KNOW THIS IS OUR NEW HOME WE HAVE A NEW TIME OUT ROOM WITH SIMON COWELL.  :  :  :
 
I PERSONALLY THINK IT WOULD BE WHOLE LOT SCARIER TO HAVE "RYAN SEACREST IN THE TIME OUT ROOM!  :  :  :

THE MISTRESS OF OBEDIENCE THINKS IT'S SCARIER TO HAVE SIMON COWELL THERE WITH HER LOL  :  :  :

SINCE THIS IS A DEMOCRACY, WE (ME AND THE MISTRESS) FEEL WE SHOULD POLL YOU CLAYGIRLS TO FIND OUT WHO YOU WOULD BE MOST SCARE WITH IT IN THE "TIME OUT ROOM" LOL !!  :  :  :

SHOULD IT BE SIMON COWELL OR RYAN SEACREST IN THE TIME OUT ROOM??  :?  :?  :?  :?

PLEASE POST YOUR DECISION HERE IN THE NEW THREAD LOL :  :  :

[Sundancer]

Ryan makes me laugh. Simon irritates me. I'd want to stay out of the Time Out Room more if I knew Simon was in there.

[Moonshot]

Hmmm, well...if Simon is chosen it wouldn't really be punishment because I would spend the entire time giving Simon an earful of what for, which would make me feel pretty good actually. Simon is duct taped, right?

And as for Ryan Seacrest, although he's a little better to look at than Simon (but not even close to OUR sexy man), he'd be pretty easy to just tune out and think about you know who.

If you really wanted to punish us you'd stick us in there with (edited for niceness) because I really can't imagine being stuck with this person for longer than 10 seconds without going insane. I don't think I could tune (edited) out and it would be excrutiating.

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

HEY MOONSHOT

EXACTLY WHO IS THE PERSON THAT IS EDIT FOR NICENESS??
 :?:
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:

[grammaof6]

I vote for Simon because I'm such a good girl, I'll never have to go! To really mete out punishment take away all those Clay mags, CD's, & pictures! A day without Clay is like a day without sunshine!

This new spot feels nice, huh? It's gonna be interesting to see if PHILLY, OUTTHERE & LEVELAND can really behave themselves.  :

MOONSHOT, once again you read my mind. I read your post about your mental wanderings in church this morning. Our sermon was on the talents. The Pastor was listing talents not only monetary but all the things we as individuals have going for us - physical, mental, spiritual and what we do with them. At each point, I found myself grinning. Clay was hitting my brain point by point. I'm sure the Pastor thought I was really getting into his sermon but I just kept thinking about all of Clay's "talents". We are bad, bad, bad!!!!