Just when you least expect it, Scott and Grace are back on the air...all new season...same old story...SCOTT AND GRACE[/b]
TODAY'S EPISODE: "OUTER SPACE"======================
Grace: "CALLING SPACE WILL BE A PIECE OF CAKE. I ORDERED THIS SPACE PHONE, SPACE CHAIR, AND SPACE HEATER FOR THE TRIP TO OUTER SPACE. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO OUTER SPACE!!!"
Violet: "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INTO THE ROCKET!!! IT'LL BE A BLAST!!"
Grace: "CERTAINLY!!! I JUST HOPE OUR HUSBAND'S WON'T MIND US LEAVING FOR OUTER SPACE."
Violet: "WHAT'S THERE FOR THEM TO BE WORRIED ABOUT?? I'LL BET PEOPLE GO TO OUTER SPACE ON A ROUTINE BASIS. BESIDES, IT'LL BE FUN!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING FUN!!"
Grace: "I CAN'T WAIT!! HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY THAT??? I CAN'T WAIT! I CAN'T WAIT! THIS TRIP TO OUTER SPACE...I CAN'T WAIT!!"
Violet: "DID YOU TELL SCOTT THE reason WE'RE GOING TO SPACE? I TOLD WALLACE THE REASON I WAS GOING AND HE SAID HE WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY."
Grace: "WELL, NOT EXACTLY. HE DOESN'T EVEN know I'M GOING TO OUTER SPACE. I WON'T BE TELLING HIM EITHER!!"
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Later...as the sun sets and Scott gets back home from work...=============================
Scott: "I HAD A NICE LONG TALK WITH WALLACE TODAY ABOUT VIOLET. IT SEEMS THAT VIOLET IS TAKING A TRIP TO OUTER SPACE NEXT WEEKEND. AS SOON AS I HEARD THIS BIT OF INFORMATION, I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT THAT you WOULD TRY AND GET IN ON IT. WELL, YOU ARE not GOING TO OUTER SPACE. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW INSANE THAT SOUNDS???"
Grace: "VIOLET AND I HAVE MADE ALL THE PLANS AND THE ARRANGEMENTS. WE CAN'T END IT ALL NOW. THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING. WALLACE HAS EVEN HELPED BUY THE SPACE SUITS WE'LL BE WEARING FOR OUR FLIGHT."
Scott: "SO, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT? YOU AND VIOLET HEAD OFF TO OUTER SPACE AND COME BACK HOME AS IF NOTHING'S HAPPENED?? WHY are YOU GOING TO OUTER SPACE??"
Grace: "I CAN'T SAY. IT'S A SECRET. VIOLET DOESN'T WANT ME TELLING ANYBODY."
Scott: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FOR ONE MINUTE!! I THINK you DON'T WANT me KNOWING. BUT SAVE YOUR BREATH...I know WHY YOU'RE GOING TO OUTER SPACE. WALLACE TOLD ME."
Grace: "YOU KNOW?? WALLACE PROMISED HE'D KEEP QUIET. WELL, NOW THAT you KNOW I GUESS THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SECRETIVE."
Scott: "WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. WHEN WILL IT EVER END?? YOU KNOW, YOU could WAIT UNTIL CLAY COMES JUST A little BIT CLOSER TO HOME!!"
Grace: "THAT'S NOT FAIR!! CLAY'S GONNA DO A ONE-NIGHT PERFORMANCE ON THE MOON AND EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE WILL BE THERE."
Scott: "NO, IT SOUNDS TOO DANGEROUS. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE MOON...IS that WHY YOU KEPT MOONING ME ALL DAY YESTERDAY??? TRYING TO DROP HINTS...LUCKILY HINTS WERE ALL YOU WERE DROPPING!!"
Grace: "LISTEN TO THIS PROMO: FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY...CLAY AIKEN...BRINGS HIS SHOW TO THE MOON...THE SINGER THAT GAVE THE WORLD "INVISIBLE" AND BROUGHT BACK "SOLITAIRE" IS NOW STANDING SOLITAIRE ON THE MOON...FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY...GENERAL ADMISSION $45.00 AND CHILDREN UNDER 18 GET IN FOR $12.00"
Scott: "SORRY, GRACE. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE MOON!!"
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Next weekend, Grace and Violet find themselves on the moon...[/b]
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Violet: "HOLY COW, GRACE! LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR CLAY!! BRING ON CLAY!! GAHHH!!"
Grace: "DO YOU THINK SCOTT WILL MIND TOO MUCH?? HE LOOKED PRETTY UPSET TIED UP AND GAGGED."
Violet: "OH, I DON'T KNOW! LET'S WORRY ABOUT THAT WHEN THE SHOW'S OVER. RIGHT NOW I JUST WANNA LOOK AT CLAY!!! HERE HE COMES!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Grace: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I THINK I JUST MELTED!!! PINCH ME AND SEE IF I'M PUDDY YET!"
Violet: "I CAN'T GET OVER THAT NEW HAIRSTYLE...GAH AND THUD-A-LICIOUS!! AHHHHHH!!!"
Grace: "AHHHHH....OH CLAY! OH CLAY! EEEEEEEE...HE JUST GAVE ME A WINK...LOOK AT THAT!!!"
Violet: "WHAT??? HE WAS GIVING me THE WINK!!!"
Grace: "HE WAS GIVING me THE WINK...I SAW IT!! LOOK UP ON THE SCREEN...MAYBE THEY'LL REPLAY IT IN SLOW MOTION? OH BOY...GAHHH...IT'S IN SLOW-MOTION..."
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Later, as the girls make their way home...[/i]
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Grace: "VIOLET, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. I CERTAINLY HOPE WALLACE DROPPED BY AND UN-TIED SCOTT
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Violet: "I HOPE SO TOO!!"
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They walk in the front door...[/i]
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Grace: "SCOTT...WALLACE...I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE??"
Scott: "GRACE?? THAT WAS A LOUSY TRICK YOU PLAYED ON ME. YOU TYING ME UP, THINKING GREAT THINGS ARE ON THE WAY, AND THEN YOU SPLIT FOR OUTER SPACE..."
Grace: "WELL, I SEE YOU WERE UN-TIED."
Violet: "WHERE'S WALLACE?"
Scott: "HE WENT HOME AFTER HE UN-TIED ME...SIXTEEN HOURS AGO!"
Grace: "BOY, 16 HOURS? IT SURE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT WAS that LONG!! THE FLIGHT BACK WAS QUICK..."
Scott: "WELL, NOW THAT YOU WENT TO OUTER SPACE FOR CLAY AIKEN, I HOPE YOU WERE SATISFIED. NO MORE TRICKS LIKE THAT AGAIN, ALRIGHT??"
Grace: "I PROMISE. NO MORE TRICKS. WE JUST had TO SEE CLAY IN OUTER SPACE. THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY SHOW HE DOES...WE JUST had TO SEE HIM...WE JUST had TOO!"
Violet: "OKAY, NOW THAT EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE ALRIGHT, I'LL HEAD FOR HOME. GOODNIGHT. I LEFT SOME PICS IN YOUR E-MAIL. CLICK TO MAKE BIG."
Grace: "OKAY, VIOLET. TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE LATER..."
Scott: "WHAT?? YOU SPENT 16 HOURS WITH HER AND YOU'RE GONNA TALK ON THE PHONE LATER??? OKAY, NEVER MIND...I'LL LET THIS ONE PASS FOR NOW...BUT NO MORE MISSIONS TO OUTER SPACE, OKAY??? GEE WHIZ, YOU'RE ALREADY SPACED OUT AS IT IS!!"
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And so ends another tale of the Looney's...proving that not even a trip to space is far fetched enough to break the couple apart! [/i]
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WELL, I THOUGHT I'D KICK OFF SESSION 42 IN MY OWN WAY
I STARTED WRITING THIS AROUND 8:10pm TO OCCUPY MY TIME WITH IDOL BEING ON...
JANET:
I DIDN'T WRITE YOU THE PM YOU HAD ASKED ME TO DO THIS MORNING ON MSN BECAUSE, OF COURSE, THE FREBERG BOOK HADN'T ARRIVED. IT'LL GET HERE EVENTUALLY...I WON'T START GETTING IMPATIENT UNTIL NEXT WEEKS.
IN CASE ANYONE IS WONDERING, MY GRANDMOTHER IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. SO, WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SHE'LL BE THERE...
I READ THE LAST 3 PAGES OF SESSION 41 AND SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT MORE CLAY CONCERT DATES ANNOUNCED. I AM HOPING FOR OHIO OR A SURROUNDING STATE AND IT BE A WEEKEND!!!!
HELLO LINDSAY; ALL CAPS ANGELA; WOODSTOCK; AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'LL POP IN AFTER I HEAD OUT FOR THE NIGHT...
ACcountryFan
~Jerry~
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