AIKEN NEWS NETWORK DECEMBER 30

[cjrmax]

Quote:
Area attracts headliners year-round

The annual Delaware State Fair presented Toby Keith, Staind, Clay Aiken and others; Aiken also performed at an un-related Dover charity event .

 
Not to mention the Delaware State Fair hosted a monsoon!!!  

[clays#1fan]

Good Morning!! THanks for the news!! I love the story about the donut!! I can just see that!! Thats so funny!! And wooooooooohooooo on Platinum Baby!!         Thats so wondeful!!!  

Have a great Clay DAy all!! Im off to work!! EWWWW!!!

Love always,
Joyce

[Tiffany]

Thanks everyone for the news today.
I'm sooooooo happy for Clay. No singer deserves this more then he does.   I have to check where MCWL is listed in the Billboard charts today.

I like that article and too funny about wanting a doughnut so bad.

LOL cjrmax. I was there in the monsoon too at the DE state fair concert. Neat to see a mention of my 1st Clay concert today.

Great reviews on that site about the JNT.

Have a good day all.  Clay is the news is darn right.  

[tiff]

Sidebar With Agnes Fliff

New Year's resolutions

This space is normally reserved for me to answer questions about a particular topic. This week, however, I am shanghaiing the column to list my New Year's resolutions for 2005.

By stating these goals publicly, it will keep me focused on achieving them. And it will provide an inspiration to others who may be afraid to challenge themselves. Whether this noble action will count toward my community service sentence, that's an issue I'll let the courts sort out.

I resolve to...

Swim with a dolphin. Then kill and eat it.

Stop getting in drinking contests with Mayor Goodman. The guy's got two hollow legs and a storage tank for a wang.

Produce my new animated kid's show, "The Da Vinci Code Babies."

Stop buying all my shoes at Walgreen's.

Get pregnant by either Clay Aiken or Ken Jennings. Or Robert Blake if he's acquitted.

Become a ninja. Ninjas are cool.

Attend at least one Danny Gans show where I don't get ejected for throwing my panties on stage.

Stop buying all my panties at Walgreen's. Maybe Danny prefers a Sears brand.

Cut way back on my toilet cleaner huffing habit.

Get Phish back together. Failing that, to patch up Hall and Oates.

Rub my feet on a hunchback's hump. That's supposed to clear up toe fungus.

Get to at least third base with Natalie Portman.

LAS VEGAS MERCURY

[quynn]

Get pregnant by either Clay Aiken or Ken Jennings. Or Robert Blake if he's acquitted.

Some of these writers are so strange.  What in the world is the point of this?