Some great nostalgia...the best of Clay's snark!http://clayaikentheidealidol.com/CLAY_AIKENS_BEST_SNARKY_COMMENTS.html
Santa Clay
Santa Clay from the hometown connection
Clay: I've got a bag of goodies and you’re not getting any.
Clay: He's going to get switches for Xmas
Clay: Good decoration for the stage
Clay: Just wait for the one I play on Anitaville
Clay: Melody is getting a lot for x-mas because she doesn't make fun of Santa
Clay: Melody doesn't get this one for x-mas because she has many. (It was her own tape.)
Clay: A tape by Clayton Grissom. Every house should have these if you go home without one of these you have done yourself a great disservice.
Clay: This one is by a young lady with a smart mouth
Clay: name? Doesn’t get one because he makes fun of Clayton all the time
Clay: I'm gonna put an apple in your mouth in a minute Anita that what it is
Clay: Clayton Grissom's tapes don't leave home without it.
Clay: Tape by Clayton that’s good too.
He's just a funny funny guy. If you haven't seen Santa Clay you’ve got to watch him, his voice, his mannerisms, and his comments are just funny.
Oh, the Hometown Connection where he played Santa is HILARIOUS! I just re-watched it this morning and my face was bright red from laughing so hard. I love the part where Anita first goes over to him and pulls off his beard and then throughout the skit kept trying to pull off his beard and he kept saying, "No" and trying to get away from her. Was LOL so hard when he reached down into the bag and she pulled it over his head. I think one of the best parts is when the girls are singing and he's dancing with them and at the end of it, he's kneeling on one knee with one of the young girls sitting on his knee and Anita comes over and pulls up his Santa hat.