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Author Topic: Black Leather Pants #105 :: Chestnuts!!!!!!! (Rated R)  (Read 182870 times)
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« on: December 17, 2007, 09:12:52 PM »

  There are a couple additions to the intro information for the BLPT Mansion.  Please read through it before you proceed.  Thank ya!!!    wave





This is a thread for adults. Number 105!

If you are not an adult, please go somewhere else.

If you are an adult, you may make an informed choice to proceed or exit this thread at this time.

If you are Clay, the Claygirls adore you  and admire you and respect you. We are here to support you,  nurture our friendships and have fun while we crush on you!

We really can't help it you know; if you weren't so ding dang cute and terrifically talented it would be much easier to resist your charms....although we must admire we don't really try.

Claygirls vote for Clay, request Clay, buy Clay's CD and go see Clay in concert.  Because he is truly how you measure a man.  And he gives good Joyful Noise as well.

This is a linear style thread in which many topics are discussed. Some of these topics will contain adult references. If a topic makes you uncomfortable, please exit the thread at that time. If you question the appropriateness of anything on this thread, please PM me or a  moderator. Do not take it upon yourself to moderate this forum. That's our job, not yours.

It will be R-rated at times. Open mindedness is required, judgmentalism is not allowed.  Do not post on this thread if you do not relate to the subject matter. Intolerance will not be tolerated!  Bashers will be booted! 

And most importantly - while we all know that this talented man with the face of an angel can sometimes bring out the in us all, the biggest rule in the Mansion is The Golden Rule.

Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.  Rule of thumb:  Everything you need to know to be part of the BLPT, you learned in Kindergarten.  Play nice with all the kids in the sandbox, even the ones you don't always like, or you'll get a TIME OUT!   Wink

Please familiarize yourself with the thread before posting. All fun loving Claygirls are welcome, come on in and join us!

Please note: The Claygirls hereby certify that no cats were harmed in the making of this thread! OK Claygirls--have fun! And spread the love!

Thank-you!



If you have an open mind and enjoy a little lechery now and then, c'mon in and make yourself at home!!!!  Have fun!  Wink

                         
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ILClaymate
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 09:19:00 PM »

JAN'S GALLERY  And a beautiful tribute to why we're all here.




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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 09:20:06 PM »

And, of course, the performance that started it all!



All hail the Emperor of the Black Leather Pants!   Not Worthy

And a huge Thank You to the President of the BLPT Mansion, our very own Philly!  We appreciate all you do for us, Madame President, and all the hours of lecherous fun you always bring.  Your Claygirls love you!  Not Worthy

WELCOME TO THE NEW MANSION----#105!  CHESTNUTS!!!


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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2007, 12:00:02 AM »

merry xmas everyone
take care
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2007, 04:56:26 AM »

Good morning everyone!  wave I am still looking at the e-mail in disbelief. I have so much to do before Friday!

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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2007, 07:16:14 AM »

Congrats Meesa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

So exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debbie

Merry Christmas, Stephen.
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2007, 08:12:55 AM »

 wave

FIRST PAGE!

WELCOME BACK DEBBIE! I MISSED YOU! Huggles

MERRY CHRISTMAS STEPHEN
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2007, 09:04:25 AM »

CONGRATULATIONS MEESA!

  Purple Banana  Purple Banana  Purple Banana

I'm soooo happy for you!!!!!!   Super Happy!!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 09:09:37 AM »

CONGRATULATIONS MEESA!

  Purple Banana  Purple Banana  Purple Banana

I'm soooo happy for you!!!!!!   Super Happy!!!

ARE YOU STILL HOME TODAY?
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2007, 09:38:27 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 09:40:26 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 10:00:39 AM »





                                                             AIN'T HE PRETTY GAH bigsmile bigsmile
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2007, 10:04:36 AM »





                                                             AIN'T HE PRETTY GAH bigsmile bigsmile

Hey GLORY, nice to see making a stop at the BLPT! Huggles
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2007, 10:30:24 AM »

 wave to Philly, Glory & everyone up in the mansion today!

Unfortunately, I'm home again and still not able to drive. Cry!  But I don't need a good foot to decorate.   

For those who love glasses/no glasses... bangs/poufy hair and everything in between..... Enjoy!!!   











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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2007, 10:51:53 AM »

 Thud! Thud! Thud!

I'm having hot chocolate with my lunch.. blush

No tellin what will happen on the thread today!
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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2007, 12:24:58 PM »

Okay My Naughy Loveable Claygirls, I have a project for ya!   ( Don't Ya Just Love When The Prez of The BLPT Delegates! bigsmile)

In honor of Our New Title "Chestnuts"

I would like to make a new parody song of "Chestnuts"!

Here's the orignal lyrics

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you

The Christmas Song
(Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

Now Let's see what we can cook up! bigsmile
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2007, 02:24:14 PM »

  Just needing to find my happy bubble again.

thanks

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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2007, 02:27:58 PM »

This is so perfect I brought in in from the RTM posted by my buddy Lu yesterday lmao lmao


Chet, the Christmas Parrot

 

 

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual  Christmas gift for  his wife.

The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.

This  seemed like the perfect gift.

 

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a  lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match  under the parrot's left foot.

Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..."

The shop owner  then held another match under the parrot's right foot.

Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was  filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

 

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm.

When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him,

and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..."

The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

 

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked,

"What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please  his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and
the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

 

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"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2007, 02:28:36 PM »

It's done.  My Nala is gone.  She went to sleep just before 3pm Utah time.  My dog is gone.
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2007, 02:32:15 PM »

Kris

My heart just breaks for you. 
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