OCD SUPPORT GROUP - SESSION 118

[ACcountryFan]

STUCK ON YOU
1989 by Ray Stevens

Well here awhile back about a week or two
I bought this instant wonder-glue
I'd seen it work on TV and just had to try me some
Well, i spilled the stuff when i got it home
And i reached for a towel to clean it up
And that towel stuck to my hand like another thumb

And if that wasn't trouble enough...here come Rover chasing Fluff
And that cat jumped up and stuck to the top of my knee
I reached down to hold the dog away and i touched his ear
And that's where my hand stayed
He started yelping, dragging the cat and me

Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage down
The parakeet got lose and was flying all around
And he finally landed and stuck to the top of my head
I was tryin' to be careful but i just wasn't able
We were stickin' to ashtray's, lamps, and tables
And i was wishin' i'd bought a role of Duct Tape instead

Well, i finally fell exhausted into a chair when you came in and found me there
With the bird on my head, my hand on the dog, and the cat stuck to my knee
You said the scene looked heaven sent and i looked like a man perfectly content
A regular St Francis of Asisi...yeah, before i could stop ya you layed a big kiss on me

Now honey i'm Stuck on You, yeah i'm Stuck on You
I'm stuck to the dog, stuck to the cat, stuck to the parakeet too
Ever since i bought that tube of instant wonder-glue
Everything has stuck on me and now i'm Stuck on You

I got to thinkin' sittin' there that day...how do they make this stuff anyway
There must be workers stuck all over the factory
There must be shoes on the floor and shirts on the walls
Hats on the cieling up and down the halls
Why, just gettin' this stuff in the tube's has got to be a miracle to see

Now if we ever make it to a telephone and get the paramedics out to our home
Maybe they can surgically remove you, me, the dog, the cat, and parakeet
And as soon as we're all healed up enough
We're gonna sneak into the plant where they make this stuff
And for revenge we'll put instant wonder-glue on all their toilet seats
Heh, heh, heh...but until then...

I'm Stuck on You, yeah i'm Stuck on You
I'm stuck to the dog, stuck to the cat, stuck to the parakeet too
Ever since i bought that tube of instant wonder-glue
Everything has stuck on me and now i'm Stuck on You

GAME SHOW LOVE
1983 by Ray Stevens

I lost the Family Feud in the Newlywed Game
And my Concentration was in Jeopardy
Love's Wheel of Fortune was causin' me pain
I had struck out behind doors one, two, and three

Well you said sign in please let's play the Dating Game
I was bachelor #1 i thought your love was real
You said come on down you just won a brand new start
You said the secret word and i said Let's Make a Deal

Oh but love was just a game to you
The survey says it's true and who can name that song
Would the real you please stand up
Because i have had enough of this show that you put on

I thought the price was right when you asked me What's My Line
I said I've Got a Secret but i'll tell ya
It's the $64,000 Question but will you be mine
I was bettin' it all that i was gonna sell ya

Well, Who Do You Trust...You Bet Your Life and you're wrong
But To Tell the Truth i never thought you'd give me the gong
Instead of a Treasure Hunt it was just a laugh-a-thon
Just puttin' me on...stringin' me along

Oh but love was just a game to you
The survey says it's true and who can name that song
Would the real you please stand up
Because i have had enough of this show that you put on

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Hello JoAnn and Tiffany!!

Tiffany...oh i am very hungry right now for a jelly roll...i don't have any donut's or anything like that here. I'll just eat some mozerella string cheese i bought today at Wal*Mart

I had wondered where Sara was...she typically posts around this time...now i know.

[Ilovetowrite]

Well I am almost finished with work I get off at 11:30 so I have about an hour to go, then I have to stop at wal mart and get some groceries. Tonight was pretty slow at work, but I know I will pay for it tomorrow.

[Clayhottiefan007]

Hey Jerry
Ilovetowrite ~

[ACcountryFan]

BAD DANCIN'
1989 by Ray Stevens

Saturday night out at the country club
We were playin' for the debutant ball
Mercedes and Porsche filled the parking lot
And those yuppies were wall to wall
Skipper and Biff were really gettin' some soul
Muffy and Fluffy were outta control
Bad Dancin, look at those white folks go

Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go
Bad Dancin...no matter if it's fast or slow
They gonna waddle like a duck and sa-shay like a moose
They gonna twist their somethin' bodies anyway but loose
Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go

Late at night if it's just the right crowd
They get to play a Barry Manilow song real loud!

Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go
Bad Dancin...no matter if it's fast or slow
They gonna waddle like a duck and sa-shay like a moose
They gonna twist their somethin' bodies anyway but loose
Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go

They request a New Wave of something by the Bee Gee's
But they never heard of BB King
In their Gucci loafers and Polo sweaters
Mmm, gettin' down, honey, that's their thing
They do the mambo, tango, bossa nova too
The foxtrot and bunny hop...there's nothin' they can't do
Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go

Late at night everybody gets tight they get in a congo line and it's outta sight

Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go
Bad Dancin...no matter if it's fast or slow
They gonna waddle like a duck and sa-shay like a moose
They gonna twist their somethin' bodies anyway but loose
Bad Dancin...look at those white folks go

   

Oh everybody's doin' the Michigan Rag...everybody's doing' the Michigan Rag...

Hello my honey, hello my baby...hello my Ragtime Gal...send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire; if you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, honey you'll be left alone oh baby...telephone and tell me i'm your own!

[Clayhottiefan007]

Jerry ~ you crack me up so much! 

[ACcountryFan]

I NEVER MADE A RECORD I DIDN'T LIKE; 1988 MCA Records

ETHELENE THE TRUCKSTOP QUEEN
1988 by Ray Stevens

Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
The prettiest lookin' woman that you've ever seen
Hotter than high test gasoline
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
Well she'll fill your order and pump your gas
Bring ya ham and eggs but she don't take no sass
The best lookin' woman that you ever seen
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen

Well, her daddy was a trucker and her mama was a runaway
She was born in the sleeper of a Peterbilt in West L.A.
They wrapped her up in a road map and left her in a booth
She was raised by Cookie and his wife, Emma Ruth
And she's known nothin' but truckin' ever since that day
They call her...

Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
The prettiest lookin' woman that you've ever seen
Hotter than high test gasoline
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
Well she loves all those truckers and she treats 'em right
One cup of her coffee keeps 'em up all night
The best lookin' woman that you ever seen
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen

She gave her hand to a fine young man who drove for Ideal
They tied the knot in the parking lot in their chapel on wheels
Then they opened up the Bottomless Cup Super Truck Stop on their own
Now she is the toast from coast to coast on every CB she is known
She's known as...

Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
The prettiest lookin' woman that you've ever seen
Hotter than high test gasoline
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
Well she'll fill your order and pump your gas
Bring ya ham and eggs but she don't take no sass
The best lookin' woman that you ever seen
Ethelene The Truckstop Queen
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Kat: That frog became the mascott for the WB television network. Chuck Jones, a legendary cartoon director/producer no longer living, created Michigan Frog. The frog was un-named originally...it appeared in the classic "One Froggy Evening" where a construction worker finds a frog who can sing but the frog fails to sing in public...causing the worker to be driven insane. One memorable scene shows the man sitting in a mental home...not saying a word...just looking as if he wants to say "where did i go wrong?" He then throws the frog away and it's found a hundred or so years in the future...and the cartoon ends with the man in the future looking at the camera with dollar signs in his eyes...i took it as a hidden message meaning that greed and the lust for getting rich quick will never die. Those songs i posted above and below the frog are what he sang in that cartoon.

[Clayhottiefan007]

Jerry ~ I knew that..hey remember that frog that was in Bugs and he sang and someone was like i got to show you to someone and he shows them and it doesn't sing! that is funny!

[ACcountryFan]

Jerry ~ I knew that..hey remember that frog that was in Bugs and he sang and someone was like i got to show you to someone and he shows them and it doesn't sing! that is funny!

That's the same cartoon. It has been edited into other cartoons before and the routine has also been copied by other directors and writers at Warner Brothers. I've watched my DVD's for so long now i've got the names of the cartoons matched up with the plot.

In the next few months more cartoon collections are on the way for me...the one i've been talking about the most, WOODY WOODPECKER, will hit next month. In August, SUPERFRIENDS: THE LEGENDARY SUPER-POWERS SHOW, will be released on DVD as well. I'll buy both of them next month from Amazon sometime. I'm hoping the Roadrunner and Coyote will get a lot of air-time on a DVD soon. I liked the series.


Ray Stevens...in an R&B mood...complete with sun-glasses

Goodnight all...

I'm gonna soon be heading off and watch CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS...that the series that pitted the SuperFriends against the Legion of Doom. Bizarro, also known as the backwards Superman, was one of my favorite villains. I might watch my DROOPY dvd later...it all depends!

The Hall of Doom...after rising from it's hiding place, the murky swamp on the outskirts of Metropolis..beside it, the Hall of Justice and some of the Superfriends from the CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS series in 1978...the missing ones are Samuri, Apache Chief, and Black Vulcan. The main players are accounted for: Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Flash, and Hawkman...
 



In the Bizarro World, things were backwards. The planet, Htrea, earth spelled backwards, was the name of cube shaped planet the Bizarro's came from. Superman was the man in which all the Bizarro men were imperfect copies of...and there were Bizarro versions of Lois Lane as well.

   

The weakness of Bizarro is blue kryptonite. Superman's weakness is green kryptonite but if exposed to red kryptonite, he'll become unstable and turn into anything, typically without much of his powers or much skill...so it's safe to say red kryptonite turns Superman into a Bizarro-type. Also, Superman can be aged near death with red krytonite and ironically, blue kryptonite will reverse the effects of red kryptonite. Oh what wonderful things i learn watching cartoons



 

[Clayhottiefan007]

Jerry ~ ohhh okay! night Jerry have fun watching the cartoons! night and have sweet clay dreams!

[Tammy]

Good Morning Everyone!

I'm up with all the creatures.  I can hear them.. I'm going to be heading out for my walk..   I just skimmed the pages..

Prissy
I loved Dudley's dogs and Taylor in the tubes in the pool.

Jerry
I see you were posting away last night.. Hope you enjoyed your dvd..

I gotta get going.. Its Monday and I have to be to work early..

[ANGELA]

HELLO EVERYONE  ,
I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND--I KNOW I DID  --ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I STARTED MY WEEKEND ON THURSDAY--BUT NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS ALL OVER & I AM BACK TO SQUARE ONE AGAIN  . 
I READ THE ANN & I JUST LOVED THE POST & PICTURES  FROM MARILYN ON US (CLAY'S FANS) BEING CLAY'S ANGEL'S   .

TAMMY, ENJOY YOUR WALK.  HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

WELL I AM RUNNING LATE TODAY --THAT SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE TO ALL OF YOU  .

HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A TERRIFIC  MONDAY.

HUGS TO ALL,
ANGELA

[Claymaniac2000]

I  am still here so if I can manage to get dressed I will be going to the Pain Clinic. I didn't sleep any last night. I am really mad at myself. I finally figured out about 2 o'clock this morning that these ribs is my fault. When I went to the store Friday I have those cloth bags that I put my groceries in and when I got home I carrieD 2 of them up here with my left hand and even put the 3rd one in my left hand when I got inside the apartment and carried all 3 over to the bed and lifted them up on it.  My ribs atarted hurting Saturday but was so much worse yesterday. The reason I have been hurting so bad is that I am out of medicine again and figured there was no use in asking this Dr. for more since I was going to the Pain Clinic. 
Well I will report in when I get home. Don't know when that will be.

CLAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EVERY DAY. YOU ARE MY REASON FOR LIVING

[lorraine]

Good morning Tammykins, Angela and Janet.  I see no Jayne or Dick yet.  Well maybe because it still is pretty early but they are always here first. 

Tammykins - I still am not comfortable with you walking so early in the morning.  Hopefully next week when you are off for the summer you can start later.

Angela - I think the more days off we have the more we want.  Catch you later from work.

Janet - Well hopefully this pain clinic can figure out something to help you with your pain.

Prissy - I am so fickle sometimes that right now I have Criss Angel as my desktop but that can change by tonight.

Joann - So glad you enjoy all your birthday wishes.  Makes you feel special which you are .

Woody - Hope that leg is doing better.  Will catch up with you later this morning from work.

Sasha - Thinking of you my friend.  One day closer to us getting together.

Jerry - Funny about that bedpost sir.   Go ahead I can take anything you can dish out.


I have a few errands to do before work so I will have to catch up later.

Hugs
Rainey

[Her]

Good morning everyone!

Good luck today Janet.

Hey Tam and Rainey and Angela!

Wonder where Happy is this Blue Monday?

Dang, I sure hope to get a call for an interview today...

Have a great day everyone....

xoxoxo
me

[geraldine]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

COOLER HERE TODAY.  IN THE 70S.  A WELCOMED CHANGE.

LORRAINE , my friend!  HOPE THE WEATHER IS NICE THERE FOR YOU.  HAVE A GOOD ONE.

TAMMY - ENJOY YOUR WALK THIS MORNING

HAPPY HUBBY MISS YOU THIS MORNING.

JERRY HAVE A GOOD DAY.

ANGELA and a good morning to you

WOODSTOCK to you when you get here

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ANYONE STILL TO COME!

[Ilovetowrite]

Good morning everyone. I hope everyone is ok. Me I am fine just shopping online. I have to have business clothing so I get to shop. Yipeeeee.

[AngelMom]

Hahahaha, Jerry.  I MEANT little in size- height and weight.   I'd probably break the poor boy.     

OOOKAYY, I'm really going to bed! 6am comes early.   

Well, Erin...you could always bounce him on your knee but it's strictly up to you and Apolo.

I almost just spit Raisin Bran out my nose, I laughed so hard.

[Glory]

                                    morning i been up a while just lurking. I TOOK THE PLUNGE YESTERDAY AND ORDERED BARE ESSENTIALS I KNOW A FEW OF YOU USE IT.I HOPE I DID NOT WASTE MY MONEY I HAVE READ REVIEWS GOOD AND AWFUL. JUST WANTED TO GIVE IT A SHOT, THE THINGS WE DO FOR CLAY.

                                  I AM EATING THE REST OF MY DINNER FROM LAST NIGHT.

                                                      I AM OFF CHECK BACK BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK.

[claytonsmyccf]

hey all
just fast hi have to get ready for work

[cl4clay]

Hi everyone -

Woody - i can't believe we are already at the end of another session. Pages seems to fly by don't they?

Lorraine and Tammy - What is this about Linda?  Am I missing something?

Hi Angela - Have you been to the casinos lately. I won't be able to go again until the 4th of july. (that's the next time, the shop will be closed.)

I've had something like a stomach flu for about 4 days , so I've not been feeling that well. Actually, it's more trips to the bathroom and a roaring stomach that I'm dealing with.  If it doesn't let up soon, I'm going to call the dr. and see what's up.