Critical Mass 17 :: Clay Discussion (aka Is It Summer Yet?)

[Moonshot]

Sighhhhhhhhhhh I wonder what Clay's doing right this very moment.

ya think he's watching Judge Joe Brown in his boxers? HEH

bet that makes for an awkward moment in the court room

[Sundancer]

Sighhhhhhhhhhh I wonder what Clay's doing right this very moment.

ya think he's watching Judge Joe Brown in his boxers? HEH

bet that makes for an awkward moment in the court room

[Glory]

                               I OPT FOR THE BLACK SILK ONES I AM THAT KINDA GIRL

                                         SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT CLAY DOES WHEN HE'S NOT WORKING. DOES HE SIT AROUND IN HIS JAMMIE PANTS ALL DAY AND DO WHAT READ THE BOARDS MAYBE,

                                      WHO TAKES OUT THE TRASH WHO PUTS THE TOLIET PAPER ON THE RIGHT WAY.   DOES HE PLAY WITH RALEIGH AND DURHAM,DOES HE JUST DO NORMAL EVERYDAY THINGS, I KNOW HE TAKES NAPS,DOES NOT COOK ANYBODY WANT TO SPECULATE WITH ME, I NEED IMPUT.

[GWENN]

OMG, THINGS ARE SO QUIET ALL OVER THE CLAYNATION.  NOTHING IS BEING SAID ANYWHERE. 

CLAY, BABY--BLOG OR SOMETHING.  WE NEED YOU.

GWENN

ETA--JEMMOCK'S LATEST IS A MUST READ.

[Pamela]

Oh I don't know Glory... he probably does the same things we do.  Snack, watch CNN, nap, surt the Net, play with the dogs, talk on the phone, read.... that's what I do all day anyway!  Oh, and look for jobs occasionally. 

Yes, things are quiet.  But HEY, we survived a much longer drought last year, remember?  Actually, let's *not* remember that!



Meantime....this has always been one of my faves.  I'm trying to make a DVD so I'm just randomly choosing video from my files and that one jumped out at me!

[Marilyn]

FROM AUNTDEMENTIA AT THE CH:

i just called Nokia's General Managers' office, and she told me "he is definitely coming. They are working out the details (date, ticket prices, etc) July looks good. AND tell the Claymates to subscribe to ALL ACCESS and an email will be sent out as soon as it is official"

You don't have to email or call she said. She is getting tons of emails. *g* Just go to their website and sign up for ALL ACCESS!! P

[KSChristian4Clay]

6 1/2 hour drive .... I'm game! 

[Marilyn]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open. Not a
phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open." He Zipped up and finished his shopping.



At the checkout, he intentionally got in The line where the lady was
that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a
little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you
saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at
attention?"



The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment
and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old duffel bags.

[HavinaClayAffair]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open. Not a
phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open." He Zipped up and finished his shopping.



At the checkout, he intentionally got in The line where the lady was
that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a
little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you
saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at
attention?"



The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment
and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old duffel bags.

 

Now THAT'S Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am getting a mental picture.....and it looks just like the funny said!!!!!!!!!!

Lora

[Sundancer]

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment
and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old duffel bags.

Thank you, Marilyn. I'm gonna forward this to all my friends in the Marine Corps.

[Marilyn]

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment
and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
a couple of old duffel bags.

Thank you, Marilyn. I'm gonna forward this to all my friends in the Marine Corps.

JUST DON'T TELL THEM WHERE IT CAME FROM- I DONT WANT SOME HUSKY MILITARY GUYS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR!!

OH, WAIT- NEVAH MIND- SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

[GWENN]

GOOD MORNING--

NOT WORKING TODAY.   

SUNNY--HOW WAS THE EXAM?

WE NEED SOME INFO.  REALLY.

AI?  WOW.  I SAW ANTONNELLA AND JARRED ON THE MORNING SHOW.  JARRED REALLY THINKS HE IS ALL THAT.  AND HE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SANJAJA.  BUT NO GUY EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO CLAY.  NO ONE.

GWENN

[Marilyn]

FROM LORRAINE AT THE OCD:

I EMAILED THE MANAGER AT CHEVROLET THEATRE (FORMERLY OAKDALE) ABOUT CLAY PERFORMING THERE AND HERE IS HIS ANSWER:

Hi Lorraine ,

We have been in discussions regarding Clay performing in Connecticut , however I have nothing that is definite at this time.

 

Thanks,

Randy

[aikenseeker]

Now see why? Why do they have to call?

Why can't they just wait and see? I KNOW we all want to see Clay but that's got to annoy the heck out of venues!

[lovinclay]

Now see why? Why do they have to call?

Why can't they just wait and see? I KNOW we all want to see Clay but that's got to annoy the heck out of venues!

 

[NCSandhillsDeb]

I totally agree, quit calling/emailing the venues, they will decide they do not even want to deal with Clay and his fans!!!!!

Susy, interesting avie!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!  LOL

Debbie

[ILClaymate]

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way!  I USED MY VOICE on the summer tour thread earlier about contacting the venues. 

Patiently waiting in IL

[aikenseeker]

I totally agree, quit calling/emailing the venues, they will decide they do not even want to deal with Clay and his fans!!!!!

Susy, interesting avie!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!  LOL

Debbie

I couldn't resist... he's such a cute Kangaroo! BWAH! 

I think that this is the type of thing that gives Clay fans a bad name. Enthusiasm is good but calling before a date's been scheduled not cool in my book. Course, that being said I was sneaky earlier this year and called foxwoods, BUT I didn't use Clay's name. I was like, oh yes I'm planning a vacation at your resort during this time period and I wanted to attend a show, any interesting acts.

Tee hee.

[NCSandhillsDeb]

Very sneaky!!!!!!  I assume he was not on the list, wish he would go to Foxwoods and if it was the right week end, and all the moons and stars aligned, I could fly up on the gambling shuttle for no charge but I am sure that will never happen. 

He is definitely a relaxed roo!!!!!!!

Debbie

[Sundancer]

SUNNY--HOW WAS THE EXAM?

Aced it--the written and the physical.

Thanks for asking.