Critical Mass 17 :: Clay Discussion (aka Is It Summer Yet?)

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK GOD FOR THIS SITE, JUST WENT TO THE OFC....THEY'RE UM, WHAT'S A NICE WORD FOR IT?

THEIR MODERATORS HAVE A THANKLESS JOB THAT'S FOR SURE!

THEY GET NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER...

THANK GOD FOR THE CLAYMANIACS WEBSITE...

[WilsonClaymate]

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK GOD FOR THIS SITE, JUST WENT TO THE OFC....THEY'RE UM, WHAT'S A NICE WORD FOR IT?

THEIR MODERATORS HAVE A THANKLESS JOB THAT'S FOR SURE!

THEY GET NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER...

THANK GOD FOR THE CLAYMANIACS WEBSITE...

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE PHILLY.  WE REALLY DO HAVE A GREAT SITE HERE AND WE APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO KEEPS IT THAT WAY.

Now I've got to go back to work or I may not have any work to go back to.

[Sundancer]

(see what you started Sunny? )

Me?? What did I do? I'm sitting here, cleaning out a desk drawer. (Finally couldn't stand it anymore! )

I've got 14 markers... 32 pens... 4 padlocks with combinations (I'm so thorough)... and 6 keys. What they go to, I have no idea.

[Marilyn]

HOW WOULD YOU ENVISION A TALK SHOW FOR CLAY?  WHAT WOULD BE THE FORMAT?  WOULD HE SING EVERYDAY OR JUST ONCE IN A WHILE?  WHAT KINDS OF SUBJECTS WOULD HE TACKLE?  WOULD HE BE CONTRIVERSIAL? 


GWENN

Well, if I recall um, my GRANDMOTHER told me about Perry Como- he had some sort of Variety show. There was another singer/talk show host that did the same- I don't think it was Merv Griffin, but someone like him and PC
Clay could open the show with a song. Then a short monologue- not necessarily jokes- but about what is going on in the world and his take on it. Then he could speak to someone from the entertainment world, someone from politics, someone from the real world that had done something special or outstanding, someone from the health care world. In between, he could sing a song that he had written himself and wanted to introduce to the world. He would also speak about UNICEF, BAF, and the Presidential committee- There would be a section on a book he had read that he liked, which he would discuss with the audience. There would be a question and answer period- where he could interact with the audience.
He would finish with another song- maybe a cover, maybe not.

He would be controversial because he is the KING. BUT I think he could speak of his views also.

He should only do this once a week, and take the summer off for touring.

What do you think?

[Marilyn]

)... and 6 keys. What they go to, I have no idea.

Your handcuffs?

[Sundancer]

)... and 6 keys. What they go to, I have no idea.

Your handcuffs?

'Hadn't thought of that!

[GWENN]

MARILYN--

I THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT MIKE DOUGLAS.  FROM HERE IN PHILLY.

JUST HOW LONG WOULD THAT SHOW YOU DESCRIBED BE?   

GWENN

[Marilyn]

MARILYN--

I THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT MIKE DOUGLAS.  FROM HERE IN PHILLY.

JUST HOW LONG WOULD THAT SHOW YOU DESCRIBED BE?   

GWENN

Thats him!! Mike Douglas

Well, it could be an hour.If he picks 3 people and does 10 minutes with each- the songs only last about 3 minutes or so- Monologue a couple of minutes. He could alternate what field his guests come from. 1 minute commercials only at each break- high profile like Pepsi (or is it coke?) Mc Donalds, Krispy Kremes,  then he could do the Dockers one himself. And he could have the props of each on the table, becoss he sure does like 'em all!



ETA- Lets make it a two hour show- then he could do all of the above. And it would be in prime time-Friday night would be good!
Its a good plan, no? Think he will hire me?

[aikenseeker]

What's this? Sunny has handcuffs? WOW!  :cuffs Heh!

OMG! Have ya all ever like urm, forgotten about a meeting? We had one today, someone told me it wasn't mandatory so I had a late lunch with a friend of mine, got back and EVERYBODY was gone to the meeting.

WHOOPSY.... 

Now Marilyn, in the Dockers Comercial would we see full Clay or just pants Clay?

[Marilyn]

No fair!

You all deserted me- and I had a nice long spiel.



I am so vulnerable...............starving, weak, helpless- and you abandon me. :







just kidding 

[Marilyn]

What's this? Sunny has handcuffs? WOW!  :cuffs Heh!

Now Marilyn, in the Dockers Comercial would we see full Clay or just pants Clay?

Well he would look awful funny if he WASN'T all there, wouldn't he now??

Tucked in shirt, newly buff from his months with the trainer- hands in the pockets, fabric stretched over his well roun...................


oh crap, I am faint already and this doesn't help.

[Sundancer]

What's this? Sunny has handcuffs? WOW!  :cuffs Heh!

I never said that.

[Sundancer]

Well he would look awful funny if he WASN'T all there, wouldn't he now??

Tucked in shirt, newly buff from his months with the trainer

The only trainer I can see Clay hiring would be someone to teach Durham to behave.

[Marilyn]

Well he would look awful funny if he WASN'T all there, wouldn't he now??

Tucked in shirt, newly buff from his months with the trainer

The only trainer I can see Clay hiring would be someone to teach Durham to behave.

Point taken!
Ah, but maybe he can hire YOU to teach him to dance!!

[GWENN]

I JUST WENT OVER TO THE OFC TO SEE WHAT THERESA WAS TALKING ABOUT.

DON'T BOTHER.  THOSE WOMEN ARE SO NUTS.  THERESA WAS SO RIGHT.  WORD,

SO, SUNNY IS GOING TO TRAIN CLAY OR DURHAM?

GWENN

[aikenseeker]

Well he would look awful funny if he WASN'T all there, wouldn't he now??

Tucked in shirt, newly buff from his months with the trainer- hands in the pockets, fabric stretched over his well roun...................


oh crap, I am faint already and this doesn't help.

Oh sure, sure, now I feel faint too... If I pass out and hit my head on my desk, knocking myself out and thus preventing me from being able to work for the rest of the day.... THANK YOU! 

Posted by: Sundancer 
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Quote from: aikenseeker on Today at 04:10:11 PM
What's this? Sunny has handcuffs? WOW!   Heh!

I never said that. 

Giggle, giggle... whoops my bad... HEE!

[Sundancer]

SO, SUNNY IS GOING TO TRAIN CLAY OR DURHAM?

Either one!

Although, I've never taught a dog to dance before....

[Marilyn]

SO, SUNNY IS GOING TO TRAIN CLAY OR DURHAM?

Either one!

Although, I've never taught a dog to dance before....

[GWENN]

SO, I AM SITTING HERE THINKING HOW ADORABLE CLAY IS GOING TO BE ON THE  VIEW.  AND I AM THINKING THAT I DON'T CARE IF HE SINGS OR JUST TALKS.    WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?  THEN I WATCHED #10 OF THE BEST OF THE BANTER.  I REALIZED THAT CLAY IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY.  HE REALLY IS.  I HAVE SEEN PLENTY OF JEFF FOXWORTHY.  CLAY IS JUST AS FUNNY.  AND HE IS SO HOT.   HOW CAN THAT  BE?

GWENN

[Marilyn]

SO, I AM SITTING HERE THINKING HOW ADORABLE CLAY IS GOING TO BE ON THE  VIEW.  AND I AM THINKING THAT I DON'T CARE IF HE SINGS OR JUST TALKS.    WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?  THEN I WATCHED #10 OF THE BEST OF THE BANTER.  I REALIZED THAT CLAY IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY.  HE REALLY IS.  I HAVE SEEN PLENTY OF JEFF FOXWORTHY.  CLAY IS JUST AS FUNNY.  AND HE IS SO HOT.   HOW CAN THAT  BE?

GWENN

CLAY JUST.........................IS!


I LOVE HIM (in a pure way, of course  )