Top 10 Reasons Clay Hasn't Updated His Blog

[Pamela]

It's past time for Aiken to update his WEEKLY blog.  I know he's on tour and all, but that's only for 2-1/2 hours every couple of nights.  He's on that bus the rest of the time, or in a hotel room.  Or riding rides at a fair, or .... what?

Now, I'm not doing this one all by myself, so everyone has to join in.  It's a Top 10 list, but you know we can have more than ten reasons.  Why?  Because my name's on the ticket!

Copy and paste this part below then add your own reason.  Come on, it will be fun.  You're just sitting there watching a rerun of CSI anyway.   

Top 10 Reasons Aiken Hasn't Updated His Blog...Er...I mean, Journal.

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire. 

[GWENN]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.

[Clayhottiefan007]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR

[Pamela]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9.   HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.

   

Good one GWENN!!

And by the way, I just checked before I wrote this post and I SWEAR there was no blog entry and now there is!

Dang. 

And I SWEAR I didn't read what he wrote before I wrote number 10.  Really!!   

I will now paraphrase Clay's blog for everyone's reading pleasure.

What's he listening to?  Nick on his cell phone.  Although it's only been a week since he blogged last time, it seems like much longer!  (Me:  I wonder if that's good or bad! )  He forgot to thank us for watching GMA and especially everyone who showed up in Bryant Park to hear him live.  They were excited to be able to sing Back For More.  While he was in NY, he did tape the All My Children appearance, where he plays himself, (Me: And hopefully sings to Erica!)
Susan Lucci was very sweet, and he was happy to have his first soap opera experience.  (Me: Hey, this tour is probably a soap opera behind the scenes...hee!...well, could be.)  Everyone is having a great time on the tour.  Sometimes they have so much fun he forgets the lyrics to the songs!  So now while everyone else is out having a good time, he stays on the bus and studies lyrics. (Me:  pleeeeease.... *eyeroll emotie*)

 

That's what he said.  I SWEAR!

[Spikee]

I read his blog tonight Pamela and when I started reading you post I thought  ha! Clay is listening to you!

How funny that he was saying what you started to list.  I'm curious what the rest of the list is. 

[mrs. c.]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!

[Pamela]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!

Yes yes yes!  He'd better get busy too because I can see the glint from those charge cards all the way down here in NC.

 

Spikee, I thought I had an original idea for once, but alas.  Aiken had it first.  Foiled again!

[lorilovesgolf]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!

[Moonshot]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed.

[Pamela]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed.

Lori OK but not too much weight OK?!?!   
Moonshot bwaaaah!   
Y'all are good.  Real good!   

[Her]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.

[paclayfan]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!

[lorilovesgolf]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour

[clayMaine-iac]

10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour
1. He is busy doing radio interviews and trying to explain why he is moving back to Raleigh--and how the BAF spends money--and why he forgets words to songs--and when his new CD is going to come out and why it is taking so long--and how his personal life is going---and, and, and, and....

[Pamela]

 

Good ones!  Now we go backwards.  No need to stop just because we have ten reasons.

11.  Practicing Elvis moves in front of the mirror.
10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour
1. He is busy doing radio interviews and trying to explain why he is moving back to Raleigh--and how the BAF spends money--and why he forgets words to songs--and when his new CD is going to come out and why it is taking so long--and how his personal life is going---and, and, and, and....

[LadyC]

And in addition to all of that, in his spare time, I won the last round of Spin the Bottle and he's in my bedroom closet.

 

Oh Lord, I hope it's really him.  Hubby said if I believed his poster was talking to me again, it's off to the looney bin...

[hotwaxonclay]

12.  And in addition to all of that, in his spare time, LadyC won the last round of Spin the Bottle and he's in her bedroom closet.
11.  Practicing Elvis moves in front of the mirror.
10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour
1. He is busy doing radio interviews and trying to explain why he is moving back to Raleigh--and how the BAF spends money--and why he forgets words to songs--and when his new CD is going to come out and why it is taking so long--and how his personal life is going---and, and, and, and....

13. He is taking a foot massaging course

[Marilyn]

13.  Making sure he pulls his t shirts down far enough so they dont show under his 70's open shirt.
12.  And in addition to all of that, in his spare time, LadyC
 won the last round of Spin the Bottle and he's in her bedroom closet
11.  Practicing Elvis moves in front of the mirror.
10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour
1. He is busy doing radio interviews and trying to explain why he is moving back to Raleigh--and how the BAF spends money--and why he forgets words to songs--and when his new CD is going to come out and why it is taking so long--and how his personal life is going---and, and, and, and....
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[Marilyn]

14. Finding a plastic surgeon to remove Lorraines fingerprints from his arm and shoulder.

13.  Making sure he pulls his t shirts down far enough so they dont show under his 70's open shirt.
12.  And in addition to all of that, in his spare time, LadyC
won the last round of Spin the Bottle and he's in her bedroom closet
11.  Practicing Elvis moves in front of the mirror.
10.  He's learning the words to Solitaire.
9, HE'S MAKING ICE CUBES.
8. HE'S ON TOUR
7. He's autographing the new black thongs, cause he know's the Motor City Mafia will buy them out in Michigan this weekend!!!
6.  He's working out to lose weight so he won't hurt Angela next time he sits on her lap!!
5. Working with hairstylist to find ways to cover where his Mama snatched him bald-headed. (Good one Moonshot!    Sunny would like this one!)
4. Writing a new song.
3. He's busy picking the bugs out of his teeth from Musikfest!
2.  He's shopping for new "lightning proof" orange shirts and black pants for the rest of his tour
1. He is busy doing radio interviews and trying to explain why he is moving back to Raleigh--and how the BAF spends money--and why he forgets words to songs--and when his new CD is going to come out and why it is taking so long--and how his personal life is going---and, and, and, and....

[Sundancer]

hotwax wrote

13. He is taking a foot massaging course

In his case, it better be a long class.