WELL, WE HAVE A SPANKING NEW MANSION...
AND HERE'S A SPANKING NEW TOUR..
LET'S TAKE A LOOK SEE SHALL WE?
SOLAR PANELS THROUGH THE MANSION..
16 FIREPLACES WITH 8 POLAR BEAR AND 8 STRIPEY TIGER SKIN RUGS TO BEAR YOUR THOUGHTS WITH THE EMPEROR OF THE BLACK LEATHER PANTS.
6 ART STUDIOS ( 3 FOR JAN'S ARTISTIC MUSE AND 3 FOR THE OTHER "ARTSY" CLAYGIRLS)
8 ART GALLERIES ( SO US CLAYGIRLS CAN PLACE ALL THE SEXY HUNKALICIOUS, LICKALICIOUS PICTURES, WALL PAPER, ETCHINGS INCLUDING LIP PUCKERING, SHIRT TUGGING, DEEP KNEE BENDING AND CUTE HOODIES ON THE WALLS OF THIS SAID GALLERY)
16 ICE HOUSES ( BECAUSE WHEN THE CLAYGIRLS GET DOWN IN THE HOT AND HEAVY PROCESS OF ADORING THE EMPEROR , ICE IS EXTREMELY NEEDED! ) EACH ICE HOUSE IS EQUIP WITH IT'S OWN ICE MAKING MACHINES AND CONVEYOR BELTS LEADING DIRECTLY INTO THE ICE TUB ROOMS.
16 ICE TUB ROOMS ( WELL THAT'S SELF EXPLANATORY) ISN'T IT!! :
15 HOT TUB ROOMS TO GET STEAMY WITH.. ( ESPECIALLY AFTER THE NEW PIZZAMAN DIARIES.)
I HAVE NEWLY INSTALLED COLD SHOWERS.
AND COLD
THROUGH THE MANSION JUST IN CASE NEW FRESH HOT CLACK STEAMS UP THE JOINT!
10 KRISPY KREME STORES OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY WITH A DAILY SUPPLY OF MAC"N" CHEESE.
3 SONGBIRD'S KAROKE ROOM ( US CLAYGIRL NEED TO WRITE SOME MORE SONGS FOR THE EMPEROR.. )
1 MAMA DEV'S MUSIC ROOM WITH ALL THE EQUIPMENTS TO TUNE UP THE EMPEROR WITH!
1 OUTTHERE WRITER'S LOFT ( THIS FOR AMY. SUSAN , MISHA, ANN AND ALL OTHERS WHO NEED TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES IN AN AMOUROUS MANNER. EVERY PACKAGE PICTURE KNOWN TO THE CLAYGIRLS IS IN THAT ROOM!)
I NEWSROOM FOR DEANNA TO GIVE THE MOST CURRENT NEWS ABOUT OUR EMPEROR
1 NEW MONTAGE ROOM FOR SUNNY D AND MEESA, AUDRA, UM, MYSELF AND ANY ARTISTIC CLAYGIRLS WHO FEEL THE MUSE OF CLAY AIKEN STIRRING IN THEIR CREATIVE JUICES...
1 TIM MC GRAW ROOM FOR OUR LADY C ( IT HAS EVERY VIDEOS AND DOWNLOADS OF TIM BEST PERFORMANCES)
1 CLAYSMD CLINIC ( JUST IN CASE THE THUDDING AND SEARING PASSION FOR CLAY IS UNCONTROLLABLE.. )
1 TAMMY AND MS. LIFER DANCE STUDIO, THIS IS HELP THE EMPEROR KEEP UP WITH ALL THE HOT NEW MOVES AND TO BE "JIGGY WITH IT"
2 THERAPY ROOMS ( THIS FOR THE CLAYGIRLS AND THE OCDERS WHEN NEEDED.. AND EACH THERAPY TOOM HAS IT'S OWN THUD CHAMBER. )
28 FLOORS OF BEDROOMS ( GEEZ, YOU CLAYGIRLS AND OCDERS REALLY MULTIPLY FAST... DON'T YOU ..
: AND I'M STILL TRYING TO RENT THAT TROPICAL ISLAND FROM THE "QUEEN OF DO ME" SHE HASN'T RETURN MY CALLS AS OF YET... : ON THE 12TH FLOOR OF THE BEDROOMS IS FOR THE OCDERS FOR WHEN THEY PAY US CLAYGIRLS A VISIT. )
ON THE 11TH FLOOR IS STEPHEN'S SUITE... IN HIS SUITE IS ALL THE RECENT NEW HOT PICS OF ALLYSA MILANO, HER CURRENT MOVIES, DIANE KRALL'S MUSIC PLAYING 24/7.. A HIDING HOLE UNDER THE RUBBER BOULDER IF HE GETS SCARED.. OH AND PLENTY OF BIG FAT WET NOODLES TOO! :kuzguz
ON THE 14TH FLOOR IS GLEN'S PRIVATE SUITE, WITH 64 INCH PLASMA TV, DVD PROGESSIVE SCAN, 1 FIREPLACE, 1 KING SIZE BED WITH FURRY BEDSPEAD AND A SPECIAL PASS TO MACK TO VISIT HER "CYBER HUSBAND. 1 TRAINING ROOM. 1 SPORT BAR AND ALL THE DOWNLOADS OF KELLY CLARKSON'S TO MAKE HIM HAPPY. I THINK I GOT IN HERE EVERTHING A GUY WOULD WANT... RIGHT?
ON THE 15TH FLOOR IS PAMELA'S SUITE. PAMELA WILL HAVE AT HER FINGER TIPS ALL THE NEW MONTAGES, DOWNLOADS, INTERVIEWS AND A TICKERMASTER WINDOW SO SHE CAN ANY TICKET ANYTIME! PLUS A 64 INCH PLAMSA TV, A FIREPLACE, A PLACE FOR SCRUFFY AND MR. P, A MEDITATION ROOM FOR THOSE CRAPTASTIC DAYS AT WORK.
ON THE 16TH FLOOR IS THE EMPEROR'S MASTER BED CHAMBER, IT'S EQUIPMENT WITH EVERYTHING THE EMPEROR WOULD WANT OR POSSIBLY NEED. ( ALSO THERE'S A RECORDING STUDIO, SHOULD THE EMPEROR BE MOVE BY THE MUSE TO SING.)
RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE EMPEROR'S CHAMBER IS TESSIE"S TRAINING ROOM. IT'S SUPPLIED WITH ALL THE WARMEST BLANKETS, SOFTESS PILLOWS, COMFY COMFORTERS, HOT WATER BOTTLES AND THE CUTEST TEDDY BEARS.
30 COOKS TO TEMPT OUR TASTE BUDS WITH A GLOBAL MENU FOR THE CLAYGIRLS AND OCDERS.
25 STATE OF THE ART SPAS WITH SPRAY ON TANNING SALONS, AROMA THERAPY, HOT STONE MASSAGES, BODY WAXING.. ANY THING YOU NEED WE GOT IT!! AND 25 MASSAGE THERAPIST ON CALL FOR US.
1 THRONE ROOM FOR THE EMPEROR OF BLACK LEATHER PANTS TO GREET HIS ADORING CLAYGIRLS WITH.
4 CLASSROOMS ( 2 FOR CLAY TO TEACH US SOME CHARMING AND PRIVATE MUSIC LESSONS. AND 2 FOR THE CLAYGIRLS TO TEACH CLAY A THING OR TWO... )
9 THEATERS ( EACH THEATER HAS ALL CLAYSMD'S HOT MONTAGES, ALL THE TV AND RADIO PERFOMANCES OF THE EMPEROR OF THE BLACK LEATHER PANTS.. AND ALSO ALL THE DOWNLOADS OF THE INDEPENDENT AND SUMMER TOURS. AND THE NEW DOWNLOAD OF CLAY'S NEW XMAS ALBUM )
WE NOW OWN A TROPICAL ISLAND THAT WE CAN HAVE REGULAR JAUNTS TO.. IT CALLED THE ISLAND OF "MEESOHORNI" WITH PRISTEEN BEACHES, WATER SKIING. AND ENJOYING OF THE UM. ACTIVITIES IT HAS TO OFFER..
1 "SHAIKEY AND SHOOKY" OGLE ROOM. IN HERE ARE ALL THE HOTTEST PICS TO OGLE AT AND THERE IS WHITE OAK DESK FOR PROF. SHAIKEY TO DO HER FINE DISSERTATIONS WITH! !
1 BLACK LEATHER TWISTER FLOOR WITH IT'S OWN TERRACE.
4 GOLF COURSES
4 JAZZERCISES ROOMS
4 ROYAL COURTS
1 SUNNY D SUGGESTION BOX IN THE FOYER ON THE MANSION..
2 GUEST MANSIONS ( 1 IS FOR OUR "SPECIAL GUEST" AND THE OTHER IS FOR THE CLAYGIRL JUNIORS.. THEY ARE SPUNKY BUNCH! )
1 KENNEL FOR RALEIGH AIKEN
HIGH IN THE TOWER OF THIS BEAUTIFUL MANSION IS MELODIE'S BLACK LEATHER SUITE... PLEASE DO NOT DISTRUB THE WEB PRIESTRESS OF THE CLAYMANIACS... ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE ENTERTAINS THE EMPEROR OF THE BLACK LEATHER PANTS.
AND LASTLY, A CHILDRENS' WING, 1 BABY SUITE FOR DIANNA CATHERINE AND 1 BABY SUITE FOR THE "CYBER BABY" AND A NEW BABY SUITE FOR COLLEEN' S TWINS
LOVE YA
PHILLY