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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2005, 06:14:54 PM »

And for the record why did Freud have so many slips?
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2005, 06:15:37 PM »

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DEANNA, HERE IS CLAY COMPARING MY MEASUREMENTS TO HIS!!






Ahhhh Marilyn, you haven't lost your touch!!!! shocking
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2005, 06:15:52 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2005, 06:16:15 PM »

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There are times when one has thoughts of a DEEP and PENETRATING nature that involve Mr. Aiken

... and the rest of the time, we'll be here. Laughing



That's darn tootin Sunny!

Welcome, welcome! Good to see you my dear.

Did you have any thoughts of a DEEP and PENETRATING nature today?
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2005, 06:16:21 PM »

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So I shall take my chances that while sitting in the second row seat at Atlantic City, Clay shall not suddenly become enamored of my chest due to its feminine and alluring dressing

Aw, go 'head and flash him and see what he does![/quote]


WITH MY LUCK I WILL BE TACKLED BY JEROME- I WILL PROBABLY NEED FOOTBALL GEAR!!

WILL YOU BAIL ME OUT???
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2005, 06:17:21 PM »

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They lure you, they call to you, you buy them and they don't fit, or they are just so painful that you rip them off as you're driving home and they lie forgotten in the trunk of your car until such time as you must clean it out for company.

You put your company in the trunk of your car??

<note to self: Decline any invitations from aikenseeker until she brings guests into the house>


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Glen you must come back! you must!

We need an infusions of shall we say the male perspective in her.

I'm thinkin' you meant "in here." Boy, that second "e" will really get ya, huh?
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2005, 06:17:30 PM »

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And for the record why did Freud have so many slips?


The simple answer:

  :banana :banana   :banana :banana   :banana :banana

Marilyn,
Clay may need bigger hands!!! Wink
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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2005, 06:17:45 PM »

My god we're like a pack of hounds in this thread already, I think I just saw we're up to page 69 already!!
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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2005, 06:17:55 PM »

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DEANNA, HERE IS CLAY COMPARING MY MEASUREMENTS TO HIS!!






No. no, that is Clay HANDLING my measurements!
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2005, 06:18:56 PM »

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WITH MY LUCK I WILL BE TACKLED BY JEROME

Shoot, Marilyn, you're a big girl--make it work for you. Flash him from your seat! Jerome won't know a thing.  
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« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2005, 06:20:24 PM »

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They lure you, they call to you, you buy them and they don't fit, or they are just so painful that you rip them off as you're driving home and they lie forgotten in the trunk of your car until such time as you must clean it out for company.

You put your company in the trunk of your car??

<note to self: Decline any invitations from aikenseeker until she brings guests into the house>


No, no see, I have a hatch back so you can see all the crap that would normally go into the trunk for no-one else to see. You'll be safe accepting an invitiation from me Sunny, although I dare say at the moment I need to clean my house as it is rapidly beginning to look more like the trunk of my car.


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Glen you must come back! you must!

We need an infusions of shall we say the male perspective in her.

I'm thinkin' you meant "in here." Boy, that second "e" will really get ya, huh?[/quote]

That's it Sunny! Blame it on the e!
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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2005, 06:20:59 PM »

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Welcome, welcome! Good to see you my dear.

Thank you. Good to be seen. Wink


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Did you have any thoughts of a DEEP and PENETRATING nature today?

Ha! I was lucky to have any thoughts! I'll have to work up to DEEP and PENETRATING. Laughing
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« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2005, 06:21:20 PM »

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And for the record why did Freud have so many slips?


The simple answer:

  :banana :banana   :banana :banana   :banana :banana

Marilyn,
Clay may need bigger hands!!! Wink


LMAO!

Deanna!

What do the dancing bananas mean eh?

Nah, Clay's hands can handle more than a handful!
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« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2005, 06:21:51 PM »

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And for the record why did Freud have so many slips?


The simple answer:

  :banana :banana   :banana :banana   :banana :banana

Marilyn,
Clay may need bigger hands!!! Wink


LIKE THIS!!

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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2005, 06:22:24 PM »

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And for the record why did Freud have so many slips?


The simple answer:

  :banana :banana   :banana :banana   :banana :banana

Marilyn,
Clay may need bigger hands!!! Wink


LIKE THIS!!



*FAINTS*
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« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2005, 06:23:03 PM »

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Welcome, welcome! Good to see you my dear.

Thank you. Good to be seen. Wink


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Did you have any thoughts of a DEEP and PENETRATING nature today?

Ha! I was lucky to have any thoughts! I'll have to work up to DEEP and PENETRATING. Laughing


Hrm, you'll have to WORK, UP to DEEP and PENETRATING?

Well that sounds entertaining in and of itself Sunny!
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2005, 06:23:05 PM »

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What do the dancing bananas mean eh?

Carmen Miranda used them for her costumes.
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« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2005, 06:23:41 PM »

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What do the dancing bananas mean eh?

Carmen Miranda used them for her costumes.


LMAO!
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2005, 06:23:55 PM »

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Hrm, you'll have to WORK, UP to DEEP and PENETRATING?

Well that sounds entertaining in and of itself Sunny!

I thought you'd jump on that. So to speak.

Maybe I'll stop speaking now....
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2005, 06:24:04 PM »

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What do the dancing bananas mean eh?

Carmen Miranda used them for her costumes.


YES, BUT I THINK THEY WERE ON HER HEAD


WHAT OTHER PLACE COULD THEY POSSIBLY HIDE IN??
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