The Soap Box II - Get Your Rant On!

[Marilyn]

SUNNY- WHERE IS YOUR MIND, THESE DAYS!!!

I ask myself that often, Marilyn.

WELL HOPEFULLY ITS IN THE GUTTER WITH MOST OF US- MAKES LIFE MORE INTERESTING DOES IT NOT?

[Marilyn]

OK EVERYONE- THIS IS WEIRD-
THE QUOTE I COPIED OF SUNDANCERS WAS ON A DIFFERENT THREAD- BUT IT POSTED HERE

HOW IN HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?

[Sundancer]

OK EVERYONE- THIS IS WEIRD-
THE QUOTE I COPIED OF SUNDANCERS WAS ON A DIFFERENT THREAD- BUT IT POSTED HERE

HOW IN HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?

I'm... everywhere!

[PHILLYLUVSCLAY]

OK EVERYONE- THIS IS WEIRD-
THE QUOTE I COPIED OF SUNDANCERS WAS ON A DIFFERENT THREAD- BUT IT POSTED HERE

HOW IN HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?

I'm... everywhere!

OH LORD AND TAYLOR!!  SUNDANCER GOT INTO THE PIXIE DUST AGAIN!  

[Sundancer]

OH LORD AND TAYLOR!! SUNDANCER GOT INTO THE PIXIE DUST AGAIN!

You say that like it's a bad thing.  

[Marilyn]

OH LORD AND TAYLOR!! SUNDANCER GOT INTO THE PIXIE DUST AGAIN!

You say that like it's a bad thing.  

AND WHAT KIND OF MAGIC WOULD YOU WEAVE, SUNNY!!

[Marilyn]

OKAY TIME TO RANT

MY YOUNGER SON, WHO NO LONGER LIVES WITH ME, CAME OVER TO DO LAUNDRY (AT LEAST HE DOES HIS OWN)
HE ASKED IF HE COULD BORROW MY COMPUTER TO LOOK UP SOMETHING FOR THIS TERM PAPER

NO PROBLEM

TODAY, MY COMPUTER LOGS ON TO NETSCAPE- WHICH I NEVER USE-
AND IF I HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD OR INTERNET WEBSITE OPEN AT ONCE, I GET KICKED OFF!! AND I HAVE A LOT OF "PAGE NOT FOUND" ERRORS

NOW I ALREADY LOST ALL OF MY "STUFF" THE LAST TIME IT CRASHED, AND THE TECHNICIAN CLEANED IT ALL UP AND SET IT UP VERY WELL, AND I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS AT ALL

UNTIL NOW!!
WHY CANT THE KIDS JUST LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY FOUND THEM???            

[Her]

WELL HOPEFULLY ITS IN THE GUTTER WITH MOST OF US- MAKES LIFE MORE INTERESTING DOES IT NOT?

it definitely does

WHY CANT THE KIDS JUST LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY FOUND THEM???

 Until a certain age it's always about THEM! (mine are still at the THEM stage!)

[claydevotee]

TODAY, MY COMPUTER LOGS ON TO NETSCAPE- WHICH I NEVER USE-
AND IF I HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD OR INTERNET WEBSITE OPEN AT ONCE, I GET KICKED OFF!! AND I HAVE A LOT OF "PAGE NOT FOUND" ERRORS

NOW I ALREADY LOST ALL OF MY "STUFF" THE LAST TIME IT CRASHED, AND THE TECHNICIAN CLEANED IT ALL UP AND SET IT UP VERY WELL, AND I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS AT ALL

Marilyn, may I suggest you delete Netscape from your computer???.  (I'm assuming you use Internet Explorer as your default internet program).  IMO, Netscape means nothing but trouble.  All you have to do is to go to the Control Panel, select "Add/Drop Programs, then click on Netscape.....

   Heaven help us all!  I'm now offering my services as a computer techie....Well, anyway, good luck Marilyn!

[claydevotee]

Now I have a rant.  Why does our 7-month old puppy insist upon getting up at 5:00 every  morning just because the sun is starting to come up???  Doesn't she know that old people need their sleep??

[GWENN]

WHY DOES OUR 13 YEAR OLD PUPPY LIKE TO GET UP AT 3:30 BECAUSE SHE IS BORED?    :duh  

GWENN

[claydevotee]

WHY DOES OUR 13 YEAR OLD PUPPY LIKE TO GET UP AT 3:30 BECAUSE SHE IS BORED?    

 

[LuvMyClay]

WHY DOES OUR 13 YEAR OLD PUPPY LIKE TO GET UP AT 3:30 BECAUSE SHE IS BORED?    :duh  

GWENN

Why does my 16 year old cat, wake me at 5:18 every morning to feed him?  Does he have a built in alarm?

[Moonshot]

Banks!

"Yes, could you please tell me why all of my deposits are held for several days...even the direct deposits?"

"Well, the direct deposits shouldn't have any holds on them. If you have a new account there will be a hold on other deposits."

" So you hold money people are trying to deposit into their new account simply because it is new? What's the advantage of having a bank account again?"

"If you've had insufficient funds then the computer will automatically hold deposits"

"I had insufficient funds because you kept holding my deposits"

"Did you make the deposit after 2pm?"

"I made a deposit on Friday in addition to a direct deposit"

"Oh, if you made it after 2pm then it will be available on midnight Monday night"

"huh?"

[Moonshot]

:rant

Why do people insist on sticking tissues/napkins/trash in mugs that are half-filled with coffee/tea? Don't they know it is really gross to have to empty that mug?

and just FYI: half-eaten apples, candy wrappers, sandwiches, cookies etc are not recyclable materials and should not be placed on the "Please place recyclable items here" table.

:rant

[Sundancer]

Moonie,

Rough day at the office? Here, have a .

:huggles

[Her]

Michele- and where is that bag of double stuffed Oreos when you need them huh Sunny D?

[Marilyn]

TODAY, MY COMPUTER LOGS ON TO NETSCAPE- WHICH I NEVER USE-
AND IF I HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD OR INTERNET WEBSITE OPEN AT ONCE, I GET KICKED OFF!! AND I HAVE A LOT OF "PAGE NOT FOUND" ERRORS

NOW I ALREADY LOST ALL OF MY "STUFF" THE LAST TIME IT CRASHED, AND THE TECHNICIAN CLEANED IT ALL UP AND SET IT UP VERY WELL, AND I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS AT ALL

Marilyn, may I suggest you delete Netscape from your computer???.  (I'm assuming you use Internet Explorer as your default internet program).  IMO, Netscape means nothing but trouble.  All you have to do is to go to the Control Panel, select "Add/Drop Programs, then click on Netscape.....

   Heaven help us all!  I'm now offering my services as a computer techie....Well, anyway, good luck Marilyn!

THANKS THEA- I AM GOING TO TRY THAT!!! MWAH!!

[Moonshot]

Moonie,

Rough day at the office? Here, have a .

:huggles

I actually had a great day laughing with my co-workers - despite the presence of our superviser that doesn't like us.    But it was just one coffee soaked tissue too many today...blech! Most of the time it will come out if you bang it upside down on the side of the trash can...but not always. And it's great fun digging a tissue out of a soda can...except not.

Thanks for the cookie Sunny D! Cookies always make things better.

Michele- and where is that bag of double stuffed Oreos when you need them huh Sunny D?

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! What I could do to a bag of double stuffed Oreos right about now! Bring it on!  

[Her]

Bring it on!

 yeah, that's how I felt at the end of my work day, but I had one, yes ONLY ONE, dark semi-sweet chocolate, Hershey's kiss....what will power, huh?